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I have read things off bj21.com but have never posted anything there. Just for the heck of it I made a user name on there the other day, "Ivan Yerkanoff" and made a little introductory "hello all!" friendly sort of post... seemed like the right thing to do---WRONG!!!! Well... my very first post there got deleted by a moderator! I thought it was the greatest blackjack related post I have ever made in my life though; Apparently tastes vary in some circles but at least I saved the post. A moderator deleted it citing that it was "nonsense". Here it is as follows:
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Howdy Buckaroos!
Posted By: Ivan Yerkanoff
Date: 22 Mar 11, 12:18 am
Hi there fellow blackjack players! I live near Atlantic City and play 20-60 hours of blackjack a week, have been playing nearly 30 years, have played all over, use a DHME style system, like tacos and burritos and have been known to hang out on the Atlantic City boardwalk with a one-eyed Catalunian gypsy girl.
Now I am a total "by the math" sort of guy but some time back I met a one-eyed Catalunian gypsy woman out on the boardwalk that explained to me that if she is near a blackjack table and her eye starts twitching uncontrollably, aces are about to start coming out of the deck! As far-fetched as this sounded, I was somewhat intrigued and despite an overpowering garlic odor that appeared to be emitting from her, I asked her to accompany me to the tables (as a fluke for my personal amusement) since I was on one heck of a losing streak that day.
I have been working on tracking clumps of aces through the shuffle for some years now but it's incredibly difficult due to the neccessity of being properly focused on a proper count simultaneously. Just as sure as the sun rises in the east, her eye began twitching and groupings of aces were coming out of the blackjack shoe in quantities that defied statistical probabilities during this time! I began increasing my bets accordingly when I saw the eye twitching uncontrollably and was stacking up chips like crazy.
In the last few months, I find myself unable to play a blackjack game without her by my side but besides that, I feel a strange "connection" with her of sorts and think I have feelings for her. Sure I get a few odd looks when out in public with her as she is possibly not the "caliber" of woman that I am normally with, dresses in an archaic fashion that you would have seen in central Europe about 50 years ago and sports an unusual amulet... not to mention the garlic-like odor but... are these feelings of love for this woman? Do I try to "take it to the next step"? Just what is a one-eyed Catalunian gypsy woman looking for in a man anyway? Do I break down and tell her how I really feel? Do I tell her "I think I love you but you really have to do something about that garlic odor"? Is this lust, love and my true soul mate or is this simply a side effect from the sense of exhilaration I feel when I am stacking up casino chips during her convulsive episodes?
BJ21.com Free Message Board
Howdy Buckaroos!
Posted By: Ivan Yerkanoff
Date: 22 Mar 11, 12:18 am
Hi there fellow blackjack players! I live near Atlantic City and play 20-60 hours of blackjack a week, have been playing nearly 30 years, have played all over, use a DHME style system, like tacos and burritos and have been known to hang out on the Atlantic City boardwalk with a one-eyed Catalunian gypsy girl.
Now I am a total "by the math" sort of guy but some time back I met a one-eyed Catalunian gypsy woman out on the boardwalk that explained to me that if she is near a blackjack table and her eye starts twitching uncontrollably, aces are about to start coming out of the deck! As far-fetched as this sounded, I was somewhat intrigued and despite an overpowering garlic odor that appeared to be emitting from her, I asked her to accompany me to the tables (as a fluke for my personal amusement) since I was on one heck of a losing streak that day.
I have been working on tracking clumps of aces through the shuffle for some years now but it's incredibly difficult due to the neccessity of being properly focused on a proper count simultaneously. Just as sure as the sun rises in the east, her eye began twitching and groupings of aces were coming out of the blackjack shoe in quantities that defied statistical probabilities during this time! I began increasing my bets accordingly when I saw the eye twitching uncontrollably and was stacking up chips like crazy.
In the last few months, I find myself unable to play a blackjack game without her by my side but besides that, I feel a strange "connection" with her of sorts and think I have feelings for her. Sure I get a few odd looks when out in public with her as she is possibly not the "caliber" of woman that I am normally with, dresses in an archaic fashion that you would have seen in central Europe about 50 years ago and sports an unusual amulet... not to mention the garlic-like odor but... are these feelings of love for this woman? Do I try to "take it to the next step"? Just what is a one-eyed Catalunian gypsy woman looking for in a man anyway? Do I break down and tell her how I really feel? Do I tell her "I think I love you but you really have to do something about that garlic odor"? Is this lust, love and my true soul mate or is this simply a side effect from the sense of exhilaration I feel when I am stacking up casino chips during her convulsive episodes?
