"Go With Guts!" (and Lucky Ned)

zengrifter

zengrifter

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This is one of the more interesting voodoo systems I've seen... AND its free! zg

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On WINNING BLACKJACK
A Lucky Ned Incredi-system

Hello, I'm "Lucky" Ned and I practically own Las Vegas. It seems like every time I waltz into town, the casino owners shake with fear and when I waltz out, I know I've caused some hefty damage to their coffers. Why? Because I know how to play blackjack. I am just plain good. No gimmicks or tricks, just good, yes, GOOD! I'm so skilled at the game I call my own that even when I appear to be losing immense sums of cash, I am really cleaning out casino after casino. Heck, why else would I leave a casino except that I have drained them of all their moolah and good fortune?

In order to be a winner, you have to throw all those dumb theories, card counting tricks, and simple logic straight out the window. Let me tell you about my philosophy of the game and how to win. my philosophy is this: A THINKING BLACKJACK PLAYER IS A LOSING BLACKJACK PLAYER. You ever know someone who just plain thought too much? There's a bunch of people that do, and they're always working themselves into a frenzy because they use reason, probability, and something called "common sense". Those things just don't apply to playing the ol' blackjack. DON'T THINK TOO MUCH: GO WITH YOUR GUTS!! This inevitably leads to great success. Like I always say, IF YOU TRUST YOUR GUTS, YOU'LL SOON BE MAKING THE CASINO OWNERS NUTS!!

COMPLETE SYSTEM HERE - http://www.bigempire.com/vegas/luckybj.html
 
halcyon1234

halcyon1234

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Ah, good ole bigempire.com. The only website on the Internet. =)

While you're there, check out the Filthy Critic. Best movie reviews, ever.
 
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ScottH

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zengrifter said:
A THINKING BLACKJACK PLAYER IS A LOSING BLACKJACK PLAYER. You ever know someone who just plain thought too much? There's a bunch of people that do, and they're always working themselves into a frenzy because they use reason, probability, and something called "common sense".
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Yeah, why would you ever want to use common sense, and crazy danfangled ideas such as mathematics...:joker:
 
Brutus

Brutus

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I was sitting at a table once and got a five up and a five down. Naturally, I split. The guy next to me thought I was nuts. He said, "How could you split fives? You had ten and the dealer has a four!" This guy was obviously an amateur.
In the game called blackjack, two fives DO NOT add up to ten--they add up to TROUBLE! It doesn't matter if the dealer has a four or a ten or a slice of lemon pie--you ALWAYS SPLIT FIVES! You see, fives wish they were tens and when they get together, they like to take out their frustrations by summoning busting cards to the top of the deck. When I see two fives, I get me an aching in my gut that says GET THOSE FIVES APART! Remember GO WITH YOUR GUTS!!!
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Lucky Ned has spoken,
all bow.

wonder if Ned has any poker advice
 
ThunderWalk

ThunderWalk

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Stealing the glasses.

lol... My favorite part at Ned's web page:

"Pick a casino where they will serve you free drinks. Then, even if you happen to lose a few bucks, you can keep absorbing your losses by drinking their free booze and stealing the glasses. They don't keep track of them, trust me."
 
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dacium

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Thats actually the funniest system ever.
Always split those fives!

I like the checkered pattern on the tables of what move to make.
 
Brutus

Brutus

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Where is Lucky Ned when you need him the most?
Shame he isnt available for a personal visit.
 
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eps6724

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From the site: ... But I always feel it first "DEEP DOWN IN MY TUM-TUM!"

My son used the same exact wording when he was 3. MAN, if I had known he ws talking BJ instead of BM, I would have started playing the game then!

Oh, to have those 16 wasted years back!!!
 
zengrifter

zengrifter

Banned
Brutus said:
When I am asked what kind of system I am using, the perfect answer is "Lucky Ned's"
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And have a copy of the chart handy. And when making a tricky play proclaim "Go with gutz!" zg
 
Brutus

Brutus

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I got alot of attention with that " go with guts" thing last night.
absolutely hilarious
 
NDN21

NDN21

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I really like how he is in front of the casino trying to hitch a ride home!!!

Actually that looks more like the college library.
 
sagefr0g

sagefr0g

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zengrifter said:
Maybe Ned is right -
Intuition and Gut Almighty!
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of course Ned's approach is folley but so is completely ignoring one's gut.
a ploppy is a powerful force to be reckoned with. problem for them is they are unschooled with respect to blackjack. but any given ploppy may or may not be light years ahead of any given advantage player when it comes to inate intelligence and creativity.
intuition is part of what got us to the moon, determined the structure of DNA ect.,ect. were it not used we'd still be scratching our heads trying to reason out the solutions of rocket science, biochemistry and the like. as the excellent article referanced mentioned intuition is an intelligent short cut to endless reasoning (by the way reasoning thats probably already been done more than once).
of all the things i learned from my study of mathematics one thing has proven the most valuable. that being the application of intelligent short cuts fueled by ambition, creativity and wisdom.
 
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