Automatic Monkey
Banned
Hi all, I'm in venue now (and there's a Rhino walking around someplace) on a seriously strange night.
I got absolutely hammered in one store, moved out of town to another smaller one, and gloriosky, a pitch game very sequenceable. Now it was my turn to wield the hammer, got back almost all of what I lost in the last place.
After a bit of this a new dealer came back, an old mousy looking guy, and to my delight his riffle was the poorest of them all. But as I watched him pick up the cards, I discovered he was sleighting the aces back into the discards, either tucking it in someplace other than where it was supposed to go, or moving another card over the key that was obscured by his hand. At first I thought it was just a coincidence, then I noticed only aces were treated like this and none of the other dealers were doing it. Due to playing conditions I could not switch tables.
Now the conventional wisdom is not to play with any dealer who is sleighting anything, anywhere, so I dropped my bet and kept my eye on him. When he went on break the little vermin stood off to the side smoking a cigarette, glaring at me, and I went ape on his relief, got all my money back then some using a combination of counting and sequencing and a heavy spread. Then I got the hell out of there, but I'm planning on going back tomorrow quite violently.
So what's the remedy for a dealer who does sleights when picking up the cards? Is this illegal? I didn't want to complain about it to avoid letting him be sure I was doing what they thought I was doing.
I got absolutely hammered in one store, moved out of town to another smaller one, and gloriosky, a pitch game very sequenceable. Now it was my turn to wield the hammer, got back almost all of what I lost in the last place.
After a bit of this a new dealer came back, an old mousy looking guy, and to my delight his riffle was the poorest of them all. But as I watched him pick up the cards, I discovered he was sleighting the aces back into the discards, either tucking it in someplace other than where it was supposed to go, or moving another card over the key that was obscured by his hand. At first I thought it was just a coincidence, then I noticed only aces were treated like this and none of the other dealers were doing it. Due to playing conditions I could not switch tables.
Now the conventional wisdom is not to play with any dealer who is sleighting anything, anywhere, so I dropped my bet and kept my eye on him. When he went on break the little vermin stood off to the side smoking a cigarette, glaring at me, and I went ape on his relief, got all my money back then some using a combination of counting and sequencing and a heavy spread. Then I got the hell out of there, but I'm planning on going back tomorrow quite violently.
So what's the remedy for a dealer who does sleights when picking up the cards? Is this illegal? I didn't want to complain about it to avoid letting him be sure I was doing what they thought I was doing.