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KOLAN

KOLAN

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first i registred in this forum because i want to know more about bj
i post this theard because
because to many people want speak about me , not about bj
here you can to say everything what you want .
:joker:
littlebit abaut me: i am not from kazahstan
borat is not my favourite movies i tray watch this movies 10 minutes enough
but i respect actor - he know how to sell cheap movies .
in this forum i'm looking something new ,not to prove .strategys
like if remove A,7,8 dealer bust more times.
not all times needs to take card 16vs9
why i tray to find better way to win bj ?. sorry
sometimes my idea , my spelling is not corect
but any way i will find it better way to win moneyin bj and i belive only myself
and i have got proof of this because 1 times i bought strategy in internet how to win roulette only $1 it was stupid strategy but this information give me possibility to make my best strategy how to win in roulette
online(littlelbit cheating) and real casino from £200-£20000 for 1 month
abaut bj. i use zen count i cant find beter for this tme .
ok now you can
:):grin:;):p:eek::mad::confused::rolleyes::cool:b::a
 
itakeyourmoney

itakeyourmoney

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KOLAN > InPlay

Kolan,

I think everyone would agree with me that even with your poor appreciation of the English language you're still better than InPlay, JSTAT, and that disgruntled postal worker of 29 years with the crappy Youtube videos who keeps posting here. :laugh:

Yoo Rool :joker:

ITYM

Edit: This should help your signature:

<<< if you want to say somthing abaut kolan not about bj go http://www.blackjackinfo.com/bb/showthread.php?p=136770#post136770 >>>

I took special care not to mess with your spelling ;) All you need to do is put a [ in front of the first "url]" and then delete the "w.---------------------------" lol
 
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Finn Dog

Finn Dog

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itakeyourmoney said:
...and that disgruntled postal worker of 29 years with the crappy Youtube videos who keeps posting here. :laugh
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Yeah, what's the deal on that clown, anyway?
 
daddybo

daddybo

Well-Known Member
KOLAN said:
first i registred in this forum because i want to know more about bj
i post this theard because
because to many people want speak about me , not about bj
here you can to say everything what you want .
:joker:
littlebit abaut me: i am not from kazahstan
borat is not my favourite movies i tray watch this movies 10 minutes enough
but i respect actor - he know how to sell cheap movies .
in this forum i'm looking something new ,not to prove .strategys
like if remove A,7,8 dealer bust more times.
not all times needs to take card 16vs9
why i tray to find better way to win bj ?. sorry
sometimes my idea , my spelling is not corect
but any way i will find it better way to win moneyin bj and i belive only myself
and i have got proof of this because 1 times i bought strategy in internet how to win roulette only $1 it was stupid strategy but this information give me possibility to make my best strategy how to win in roulette
online(littlelbit cheating) and real casino from £200-£20000 for 1 month
abaut bj. i use zen count i cant find beter for this tme .
ok now you can
:):grin:;):p:eek::mad::confused::rolleyes::cool:b::a
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Good Job KOLAN! Your English is not that bad. It's way better than my Russian!

DB
 
itakeyourmoney

itakeyourmoney

Well-Known Member
daddybo said:
Good Job KOLAN! Your English is not that bad. It's way better than my Russian!

DB
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With that in mind, I thought I'd write a little message to our friend in his native tongue:

Kolan,

I feel that it is only fitting that since you communicate with us with broken English that I should try to communicate with you with poorly translated Russian.

During my short time at BJI I have enjoyed your posts, they have been quite funny to say the least, but at the same time they have also been very informative.

So I hope you stick around for a long time, and if I'm ever in Kazakhstan you'll have to let me know where to play.

Itake




Now In Russian:

Nikolaj,

Я чувствую, что это только соответствует этому, так как Вы общаетесь с нами с жаргонным английским, которого я должен пробовать сообщить с Вами с плохо переведенным русским языком.

В течение моего короткого времени в BJI я наслаждался вашими постами, они были весьма забавны, чтобы сказать наименее, но в то же самое время они также были очень информативны.

Таким образом я надеюсь, что Вы слоняетесь поблизости в течение долгого времени, и если Iim когда-либо в Казахстане Вы должны будете сообщите мне, где играть.

Itake
 
C

Canceler

Well-Known Member
Николай:

(^ Is that even close to being right?)

You say you’re not from Kazakhstan; so where are you from? (I could probably find out whose flag that is on your computer (besides U.S.), but why not make my life easier?)

How did you learn English? You probably haven’t had too many English classes :))), but I’m guessing you mostly learned by hearing it spoken.
 
MoneyPlays

MoneyPlays

Well-Known Member
KOLAN Rools

KOLAN, whether you're manner of posting is intentional or not, I enjoy reading your posts. They make me laugh most of the time and they usually have a bit of wisdom in them as well. It's a pleasure having you on the forums. :)
 
blackchipjim

blackchipjim

Well-Known Member
Our Kolan

I have always enjoyed reading your posts comrade you are both smart and funny. Like so many posters here some things are lost in translation but nontheless you are trully a thinker. I hope one day that thru your postings someone will come up with idea if not yourself on an idea about bj that was not apparent before. Long life my friend and if you are just an act and not for real you belong in television as a writer for television. blackchipjim
 
itakeyourmoney

itakeyourmoney

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Dean Graziosi said:
I think everyone would agree with me that even with your poor appreciation of the English language you're still better than InPlay, JSTAT, and that disgruntled postal worker of 29 years with the crappy Youtube videos who keeps posting here.

thanks
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Hey! You stole my quote! :flame:

:laugh:
 
JSTAT

JSTAT

Banned
itakeyourmoney said:
Kolan,

I think everyone would agree with me that even with your poor appreciation of the English language you're still better than InPlay, JSTAT, and that disgruntled postal worker of 29 years with the crappy Youtube videos who keeps posting here. :laugh:

Yoo Rool :joker:

I dnt wrk t th pst off nm. Im nt dsgrntlt nm. m Yutb vds hlp plp. m dd vds r th bst http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLtT8fzQsTc&feature=channel_page. I met the Table games shift manager at Thunder Valley at a Greek Orthodox Easter picnic in Sacramento in April. My wife saw a couple without food at a picnic bench next to us. She invited them to eat with us since we had plenty of food. She asked the man " What do you do"? He said he worked at Thunder Valley on the outskirts of Sacramento,Ca. My wife told him, "You've got to meet my husband!" We'll call him Mr. G and we hit it right off. Our conversation turned to card counting. I claimed that hi-lo and other conventional counts were bunk. My upgraded Ten Count I use can beat him. He asked, "we only deal half the cards, how can you beat us?" I said blackjack frequencies. For example, with 3/4 of deck played with no aces and a count of -6, we will get a blackjack every 15 hands on average. Normal blackjack frequency is about once every 21 hands. A count that wins on negative counts. Hi-lo counters miss this opportunity. Also when the count is slightly plus with more aces played, the hi-lo counter will not take insurance. Aces are counted as a minus for them and they are clueless. I explained many other examples and he was very interested. I told him to check out my YouTube website.

I told Mr. G that I was the laughing stock of the blackjack message board community with my upgraded Ten Count. Wong, Snyder, Curtis, Smith, and others tried to debunk my upgraded Ten Count. He who laughs last, laughs best. I have won with it for over 20 years and have the truth and math on my side. They manipulated computer simulations for their psuedo results. A con job with casinos help that would put the movie "The Sting" to shame. Mr. G probably took my advice and offered great double deck games at Thunder Valley. 75% penetration on all its 8 double deck games! Why don't some of you bjinfo members put your money where your filthy mouths are and play there? I won, can you?

JSTAT
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itakeyourmoney

itakeyourmoney

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JSTAT said:
itakeyourmoney said:
Kolan,

I think everyone would agree with me that even with your poor appreciation of the English language you're still better than InPlay, JSTAT, and that disgruntled postal worker of 29 years with the crappy Youtube videos who keeps posting here. :laugh:

Yoo Rool :joker:

I dnt wrk t th pst off nm. Im nt dsgrntlt nm. m Yutb vds hlp plp. m dd vds r th bst http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLtT8fzQsTc&feature=channel_page. I met the Table games shift manager at Thunder Valley at a Greek Orthodox Easter picnic in Sacramento in April. My wife saw a couple without food at a picnic bench next to us. She invited them to eat with us since we had plenty of food. She asked the man " What do you do"? He said he worked at Thunder Valley on the outskirts of Sacramento,Ca. My wife told him, "You've got to meet my husband!" We'll call him Mr. G and we hit it right off. Our conversation turned to card counting. I claimed that hi-lo and other conventional counts were bunk. My upgraded Ten Count I use can beat him. He asked, "we only deal half the cards, how can you beat us?" I said blackjack frequencies. For example, with 3/4 of deck played with no aces and a count of -6, we will get a blackjack every 15 hands on average. Normal blackjack frequency is about once every 21 hands. A count that wins on negative counts. Hi-lo counters miss this opportunity. Also when the count is slightly plus with more aces played, the hi-lo counter will not take insurance. Aces are counted as a minus for them and they are clueless. I explained many other examples and he was very interested. I told him to check out my YouTube website.

I told Mr G that I was the laughing stock of the blackjack message board community with my upgraded Ten Count. Wong, Snyder, Curtis, Smith, and others tried to debunk my upgraded Ten Count. He who laughs last, laughs best. I have won with it for over 20 years and have the truth and math on my side. They manipulated computer simulations for their psuedo results. A con job with casinos help that would put the movie "The Sting" to shame. He probably took my advice and offered this great double deck game at Thunder Valley. Why don't you bjinfo members put your money where your filthy mouths are and play. I won, can you?

JSTAT
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Please do not soil Kolan's Praise Thread with your heresy. :whip:
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J

johndoe

Well-Known Member
Enough already. Your claims are completely unsupported, and are total bunk.

Either offer up some real evidence, or knock off the silly claims.

But either way, this discussion does not belong in this thread.
 
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Blue Efficacy

Well-Known Member
JSTAT you are insulting KOLAN by trying to hijack his thread with your self promoting drivel.

I know you believe in your count, but that is neither here nor there. This thread is for saying things about KOLAN, who in my opinion is an extremely wise person willing to think outside the box.
 
MovieCasino$$$

MovieCasino$$$

Banned
johndoe said:
Enough already. Your claims are completely unsupported, and are total bunk.

Either offer up some real evidence, or knock off the silly claims.

But either way, this discussion does not belong in this thread.
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JSTAT offered us some mathematical evidence in this thread. Are u a retard Doe? JSTAT was picked on first here, so we responded quickly to the mean spirited attacks against him. Itakeyourmoney is a broke college student. Finn called him a "clown". You are a dead person for an unidentified corpse. Folks who do not play winning 21 like my pro. You are right, this discussion does not belong on this thread. Stop it with "total bunk" crap. This is not true. Sorry Kolan about ruining your thread, but the misfits of this board couldn't go unanswered.
 
KOLAN

KOLAN

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daddybo said:
Я думаю, что Вы начали дикую нить Kolan
db
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yes i am from Russija .
can you wrait english becose i dont understend you. (it is not corect )
all translete not work wery good
 
C

Canceler

Well-Known Member
KOLAN said:
can you wrait english becose i dont understend you. (it is not corect )
all translete not work wery good
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We're learning things already! Online translation programs don't work, and our Russian is definitely worse than Kolan's English! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
daddybo

daddybo

Well-Known Member
sorry

KOLAN said:
yes i am from Russija .
can you wrait english becose i dont understend you. (it is not corect )
all translete not work wery good
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it was supposed to say something like " You started a wild thread Kolan"

I wondered how good the translators were.

db
 
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