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stainless steel rat

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Was out tonight, and went by a new Barnes and Noble book store, and thought I would check to see if they had Eliot's book since he said they are going to stock it.

Looked around but gambling books were apparently "hidden" so I went to the info desk. two of us walked up at the same time, both asking about a casino-related book. Clerk said "OK.. since you both asked at the same time, we need a tie-breaker." Then he said "9 7 +3". Other guy said "19" at the same time that I said "double down." He looked at me, and said "OK, you win."

I asked about "The Blackjack Zone" and he said "I don't know if we have it in yet, but you should check the blackjack section." I asked "where is it, I could not find it." He said "walk up to the second aisle before the front, take a right, and walk until the stink is unbearable. You will be "there". By now I had picked up on the fact that this guy knew something about blackjack (the 9 vs 7 hi-lo double index was a clue) so I headed off. The other guy said "wait a minute, what is that about the 'stink'" I said "I believe he is talking about books written by either Patrick or Patterson with respect to casino play..." Clerk grinned, nodded, end of story.

:)

And no, no BJ Zone in the store yet, but this is a brand new store open for a couple of weeks max...

And yes, they had multiple patrick/patterson books, but I could not bring myself to touch one.

Did speed-read "bringing down the house" however. :)

talked to him later, turns out he is a card-counter (no idea how good, but he's been doing it a couple of years according to him). We've played many of the same casinos since we are from the same "home base" :)
 

phantom007

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I think the "OTHER GUY" won.....

9,7+3 = 19, said the "Other Guy".

You said DD?

Sounds like the $7./hour B&N Clerk was an expert CC, looking for TEAM MEMBERS!

ZG, when did you start working at B&N?

GRINS!

ph.7.
 

The Mayor

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Thanks for the report!

I got an order for another 75 from B&N yesterday, so that's almost 400 that have shipped out in the last month. I am not sure which stores are getting them, but my publisher tells me she thinks it is mainly East Coast (NY/NJ) and Nevada B&N. Still, it seems to be selling, so maybe that will grow.
 

stainless steel rat

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I did ask

and they said they would have a copy in the store soon. I commented that if they could keep the Patterson/Patrick crap on the shelves, they could certainly keep a legitimate BJ book there as well... :)

Never knew those two wrote so much about other forms of gambling too, from craps, to roulette, to who-knows-what...
 
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