IF
you can't count when you've had a few you shouldn't be counting. IF you can't drive when you've had a few, you shouldn't be driving! ;>
Seriously, you should be able to do this in your sleep. A few toddies won't do you any harm, and drinking is cover. I'm a very happy guy and even more of a blast when I've had a nip or two, and the way you interact with the table will only improve your cover.
Moderate drinking is not for everyone.