I was just wondering what a lot of you guys do for cover...
Here is a list of things I will do for cover:
I use a lot of ploppy lines:
"Don't worry, she's got a bust card showing"
"Always assume they have a 10 in the hole"
"Doubling down on 11 against a face is scary"
"Man, I just took a beating at <name of another local casino>"
but I take it step further.
At my home casino they serve alcohol in white plastic and they serve non-alcoholic drinks in clear plastic cups. So I get to the casino I order a screwdriver. I keep the cup and have the bartender keep refilling it with orange juice. The longer I play the more my speech slurs.
If the dealer pulls a 5 card 21 and the count has risen enough to justify I slam a big bet into the circle to make myself look like I'm steaming.
If I just won a big hand with a big bet out and the count still justifies the big bet I'll pull 1 or 2 units off the bet to make it look like I'm a little scared.
I only play in 20-30 minute increments, and then I play 25c Jacks or Better, Double diamond slot machines, but I usually shoot craps. I lay odds and do bets on 6 and 8. I seem to win about half my craps session. On my way back to the same blackjack table I squirrel away the larger chips and then come back with a stack of white and reds and start bitching about how bad my run at dice was.
I play off the top and wong out. (bathroom breaks, pretending to receive a phone call...etc) I don't wong in (at my home casino it's really hard to find good wonging in conditions)
Occasionally I will double down on hard 12 against a deuce for an extra buck. I look like a complete idiot.
For a while I had a magic 8-ball keychain I'd pull out as to whether or not to hit my 16 against a face.
I tip only in positive counts when I have a big bet out (makes me look superstitious). My usual tip is 10% of the table minimum. So at a $25 minimum I'm betting pink for the dealer.
I can only remember getting heat twice in the past year. And one of them was at El Cortez.
Here is a list of things I will do for cover:
I use a lot of ploppy lines:
"Don't worry, she's got a bust card showing"
"Always assume they have a 10 in the hole"
"Doubling down on 11 against a face is scary"
"Man, I just took a beating at <name of another local casino>"
but I take it step further.
At my home casino they serve alcohol in white plastic and they serve non-alcoholic drinks in clear plastic cups. So I get to the casino I order a screwdriver. I keep the cup and have the bartender keep refilling it with orange juice. The longer I play the more my speech slurs.
If the dealer pulls a 5 card 21 and the count has risen enough to justify I slam a big bet into the circle to make myself look like I'm steaming.
If I just won a big hand with a big bet out and the count still justifies the big bet I'll pull 1 or 2 units off the bet to make it look like I'm a little scared.
I only play in 20-30 minute increments, and then I play 25c Jacks or Better, Double diamond slot machines, but I usually shoot craps. I lay odds and do bets on 6 and 8. I seem to win about half my craps session. On my way back to the same blackjack table I squirrel away the larger chips and then come back with a stack of white and reds and start bitching about how bad my run at dice was.
I play off the top and wong out. (bathroom breaks, pretending to receive a phone call...etc) I don't wong in (at my home casino it's really hard to find good wonging in conditions)
Occasionally I will double down on hard 12 against a deuce for an extra buck. I look like a complete idiot.
For a while I had a magic 8-ball keychain I'd pull out as to whether or not to hit my 16 against a face.
I tip only in positive counts when I have a big bet out (makes me look superstitious). My usual tip is 10% of the table minimum. So at a $25 minimum I'm betting pink for the dealer.
I can only remember getting heat twice in the past year. And one of them was at El Cortez.