Free gas card, stimulus package at nevada brothels

[zengrifter]

FREE GAS CARD, STIMULUS PACKAGE AT NEVADA BROTHELS

It's a tough time for Nevada brothels.

Not only is the economy downturned, but with gas prices as high as they are, there's been a significant dropoff in the number of visitors. With the majority fueled (so to speak) by Las Vegas tourists, many brothels are beginning to advertise along the Strip.

Because why tantalize when you can travel 125 miles west and pay for the real thing? And all on the up and up (ahem).

Shady Lady Ranch will even pay for your gas. Beginning July 1, head over to U.S. Highway 95 and you'll get a $50 gas card for $300 in services or a $100 gas card for $500 in services. $300 will get you one hour. The offer expires July 31.

Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Carson City is offering a stimulus (ahem) package (err...) that will double the first 100 customers' stimulus checks. Bring in your IRS stimulus check for a maximum of $600, and get $1200 worth of services.

What will competitors offer? Stay tuned...

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[FLASH1296]

Only an idiot tourist will go to a brothel.

The actual prices there will astonish you.

Open the Vegas phone book and turn to "ESCORTS"

You will find an endless array of offers, direct to
your hotel room, lickety-split. [Pun Intended.]

They take credit cards, and you can get 1 or 2 girls for $100.

 

[SD Padres]

Only an idiot tourist will go to a brothel.

The actual prices there will astonish you.

Open the Vegas phone book and turn to "ESCORTS"

You will find an endless array of offers, direct to
your hotel room, lickety-split. [Pun Intended.]

They take credit cards, and you can get 1 or 2 girls for $100.

Only an IDIOT would take a chance with an escort who is not tested for STD's!

Oh...and it's also illegal.

 

[bj bob]

FREE GAS CARD, STIMULUS PACKAGE AT NEVADA BROTHELS

Now that's a sorry sign of the times when the happy ranches have to offer more stimulus

Shady Lady Ranch will even pay for your gas. Beginning July 1, head over to U.S. Highway 95 and you'll get a $50 gas card for $300 in services or a $100 gas card for $500 in services. $300 will get you one hour. The offer expires July 31.

Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Carson City is offering a stimulus (ahem) package (err...) that will double the first 100 customers' stimulus checks. Bring in your IRS stimulus check for a maximum of $600, and get $1200 worth of services.

Better than that, I also use my gold Club Card.

 

[Dyepaintball12]

Only an idiot tourist will go to a brothel.

The actual prices there will astonish you.

Open the Vegas phone book and turn to "ESCORTS"

You will find an endless array of offers, direct to
your hotel room, lickety-split. [Pun Intended.]

They take credit cards, and you can get 1 or 2 girls for $100.

you seem to know those details quite well