A serious answer
To be honest, if I could find my "dream game" I would play the same way I do now. I would find a decent uncrowded SD game and hit it with a 1-40 spread, Wonging out for bathroom breaks and returning during the first round after the shuffle. Once I see the first round of cards I will decide, based on the count, if I will play or wait for the next shuffle. I would bet at the same level in order to preserve my ROR.
However, there are a few things I would do differently:
1) I would play ALL THE TIME! I mean CONSTANTLY!! I would show up in the morning and stay until nighttime.
2) I would increase my betting unit as my bankroll grew. The spread that I use now only works because it is for very low stakes. If I were to spread 1-40 in green, that would be quite a bit more noticeable! But, since there is no heat at this "dream game", I would do it as long as my ROR was acceptable.
3) There would be no need for BP team play since we can get away with any spread we want, although I would consider a teammate for other advantage opportunities. Teammates can be good for spooking other player's cards when you can't see them, or card eating.
4) I like Sammy's idea about always seeing the hole card, but in my "dream game" the dealer would always flash it for me. He would ask "Did you catch that?" as he tucked it away. If I didn't, he would flip the cards so that the upcard was now the holecard.
-Sonny-