Getting back on track...

ZOD

Well-Known Member
Hello Mayor and all. Various projects have kept me away for a while and just thought I'd check in. I've been reading posts over the last few days and it's good to see some familiar names, as well as some new ones. Hope everyone's had a good year.

Me? Well, it looks like I'll have my first negative bj year in some time. I've gotten in about 300 hours of play with a total loss of 400 units or so. Yes, it does suck, but instead of wringing my hands and crying on my pillow, I chose to be proactive.

I decided to enlist the help of another to analyze my play. I chose "Ed", a dealer who I've been friends with for a couple of months. Ed isn't a counter, but he has several years experience watching real gamblers and the flow of the cards and I figured he could at least point out any glaring mistakes I was making. Little did I know that in 3 short weeks, Ed would become my blackjack guru.

In our very first session, Ed noticed that when I placed a max bet out, I was touching the chips with my RIGHT HAND. (I'm left handed.) Invariably, I would lose these hands. Just a couple of hands like these, he said, can result in a losing session. To combat this, he advised me to keep my right hand in my jacket pocket at all times. (For the record, my very first fully left-handed max bet resulted in a double down win!) Ed also asked me why I hadn't been wearing my lucky green pullover. I explained that both of the pockets had developed holes and that any filched chips would go directly to ground. I took a pretty good cursing from him on that one. If something is lucky, he said, you don't just bleepin' give it up. You use it until it's not lucky anymore. Boy, did I feel stupid. So, I convinced my wife to hold her breath (the pullover hadn't been washed in 6 years) and stitch up the holes. I swear I could feel the power returning.

In our second session, Ed inquired about my betting units. I explained that I had decreased my bet size to keep to my banroll unit requirements. He said that in all of his years, he had yet to see anyone WIN BIG without BETTING BIG! How could I possibly recoup my losses betting green? Hard to argue with that. I immediately went back to the black chips. Along the same line, Ed noticed that I never drank liquor while playing. He felt that I was a little gun shy from my losses and that a few drinks would help give me the confidence necessary to get those black (and occassional purple) chips out onto the felt. I will say that it is simply AMAZING how just 4 shots of Crown can overcome betting timidness. (I split tens against a ten the other day and drew 2 ACES!) Sweet!

After a couple of days boning up on my counting system, Ed began counting along with me and pointed out that I didn't seem to be betting appropriately. His theory was that I must be losing the count from time to time. This, he figured, was costing me a lot of money. He had a simple solution: a secret negative progression system that was shown to him several years ago by a professional gambler. Ed said that this guy never, ever lost. Guaranteed wins with little or no arithmetic? How could I pass that up? I won't give you the details of this incredibly powerful system until I have had a few more weeks on the tables to prove that it works, but so far, WOW!

The results of all of these changes? Well, in my last 6 hours of play using Ed's advice, I'm up almost 150 units (minus what I paid Ed in tips, of course.) If my playing time were not so limited during December, I could conceivably break even for the year. But even if I finish the year down, I must say that I feel revitalized. My advice to all of you who have experienced these negative fluctuations is to find someone to critique your play and rip off your blinders, so to speak. There are always new and better methods to win just around the corner. There was a time when, with my limited perspective, that I might have dismissed these cutting edge ideas as voodoo nonsense, but who can argue with a 150 unit win? I'm even thinking of quitting my day job to explore full-time professional blackjack with this arsenal of new weapons. It could be a GREAT 2004!

Have a wonderful holiday season everyone...

ZOD
 

The Mayor

Well-Known Member
Thanks for the insight on these important issues

I wonder if any single person here will take your post seriously -- if so, you are guaranteed a spot in the "Best Posts" for this one.

Howver, if everyone recognizes your post as humor, well, then it wasn't good enough and you'll have to try again.

--Mayor
 

Stealth Bomber

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Re: Thanks for the insight on these important issues

He had me going, I thought my brain was going to fry during the reading. Thanks for the psychiatric fix Mayor.

Stealth
 

Abraham de Moivre

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Watch out for that Lucky Green Pullover thing. You might have just blown your cover, Casino Security often scans these pages. Hopefully, it is really a red pullover or something. Pit Bosses could be scanning the pits looking for that guy in the green pullover after reading the above post about how you have dramatically improved your play. Welcome to the world of us 'sharp'
GAM-BOWLERS!!
 

phantom007

Well-Known Member
Where can I purchase???

"Green pull-overs" for BJ. Where does "Ed" deal? Could ZOD post more info. on "negative progressions"?

What do you mean, this "is not a serious post?"

Except for negative progressions, I have tried most everything he mentioned in my full-ploppy stage, and ZOD's suggestions work, about 49% of the time!

And BTW, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

phantom007.
 

Rob McGarvey

Well-Known Member
Re: Where can I purchase???

hand out green pullies to all slot players then go in in a red dress with push up bra, they'll never see what hittem! laugh
 

ZOD

Well-Known Member
For those who are interested...

I had another 30 unit win yesterday! And guess what? In order to give a little something back to the blackjack community, I have decided to release additional information on the Arsenal. To those of you who would caution me that casino personel frequent these pages, I would say that I am not afraid. This knowledge is too important to be kept to one person. I can sense a revolution beginning. And when we have conquered the blackjack world, we march forward to craps and roulette! A Force!

Now, more specifics: the lucky green (olive, actually) pullover is a brandless "made in Indonesia" single ply polyester fleece with nylon mesh front pockets that can be purchased at any local Sam's Warehouse. I'm really not sure if it's the color or the Asian connection that makes it lucky. Ed suggested that it may be a combination of both, since I was born in the year of the rabbit. If Ed is right, then the lucky green pullover may not be quite as lucky for some of you.

About drinking during play: Beer is okay. Fruity drinks are not. Wine and liqueurs are for losers. Remember, hard liquor is best. Ed says to stay away from clear liquors, with the exeption of tequila. Oh, and no more than 4 double shots per hour. I mean, let's not get carried away here. If you have problems drinking the straight stuff, cut it by half with club soda and work your way to the double shot glass. It may be that a particular combination of shots is the most effective. Ed and I are still doing research in this area.

Also, I told Ed about your responses and he wanted everyone to know that he is willing to sell the "secret negative progression system which was shown to him by a professional gambler" to all who are interested. The only catch is that he would like to be paid in Miller Lite (bottles only, please.) A note on this. Yesterday at the tables, my bet got well, rather large, and I was told by the floor person that I had exceeded the table maximum. But when I explained that I had a "system" and needed to bet more, he smugly invited me to spread my bet across several spots. It was beautiful. This guy obviously had no idea what he was up against. His smile faded quickly as I collected my mounds of black chips after the inevitable dealer bust. Sweet!

To thank Ed for all of his help, I have invited him to join a few of us in Vegas in January. We will spend a week fine tuning strategies to strengthen our theories. Ed also suggested that we should eventually write a book entitled simply "The Arsenal". This may be the best way to get our message out there. Let me know what you think.

Best...

ZOD
 

Rob McGarvey

Well-Known Member
Call It

The "Arse And All" AAA fur short. That's what yull needta call when you dunk your caddy in the ditch after all those double hards per hour. ;>

PS 10 black chips look like 50 when you have to close one eye to see str8.
 
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