If you owned the casino what things differently would you do?

[eyesfor21]

personally I would-
=pay the dealers that deal the fastest the most
=no smoking(still no casinos offering this)
=have signs posting card counting is legal( since most lose money anyways)
=make pitbosses go out and play once a month
so they realize how hard it is-and thus avoid all heat.
=have buy in bonuses
=have lose pay backs
etc..anything else...
just a quick daily ponder..

 

[Automatic Monkey]

Topless waitresses

<channeling Phantom007> The female dealers will also be topless. That way when she peeks for BJ and her high beams go on you'll know she has a good hand and not to double that 11. </channeling Phantom007>

Also, electric shock on the VP machines that shock you when you make a bad strategy play. Relief tubes on all gaming devices so you don't have to walk away just to urinate. A real smoke-free area. A real gym that any player can use, along with showers.

How would I handle BJ and AP's? Easy, tighten up the table limits. One table is $10-$100, another is $25-$200, another $100-$500. One hand per player only, and a big sign up that says "Card counters welcome". AP's will make a little and I'll make even more because of the ploppies who try to imitate them.