LOST my TAIL in Tunica!

phantom007

Well-Known Member
During my last Tunica trip, "I lost my tail!" This was a "drive-through" trip, in that same was mostly business, and little pleasure, or BJ, for that matter.

As regarding BJ/AP issues:

---HS-DD...($250.)...about 5 hrs. Pen. to about 65-70%. Tipping did NOT help pen. Started with #2 hands of "medium" bets", pressing both in +Counts, dropping to #1 hand of a "little bet" as appropriate.

---HS-Poker...($250.)...about 3 hours...Where were you when Saddam was captured??? I was in the HS Poker Room!!!

---HS-SD...+$700....1 hr. Pen. N/A..."Rounds of" totally applicable. +EV largely due to getting DD "8's" against Dealer 6's, again and again, when the COUNT called for same.

NET for TRIP = $200. cash + circa. $300. "Comps" = $500.

However, the point of this post is that "I LOST MY TAIL", and I did, and it really pisses me off!

My "One Card" has accumulated more Comp. $ than my average trip B/R. Using same for a "free meal" at GS, I ordered my favorite...Twin Australian Lobster Tails. When the waiter brought me my dinner, he realized that the "twin" had been halved!!!....one of my Lobster tails was missing! He was polite and apologetic and CONCERNED, because I always ask for HIM (as my waiter), tip him very well, etc.

My Waiter went back to the "Kitchen", then returned, stating that "all of the people in the back" are having a big laugh, that SOMEONE STOLE YOUR TAIL! Not misplaced, lost, placed on the wrong plate, etc. JUST STOLE!...AND IT WAS FUNNY!

While I did get the meal I ordered, I had to wait an additional 1/2 hour to get same...I guess that since it was "free", I should not BITCH, but it bothers me that Casino Kitchen Security is so lax that MY TAIL GOT STOLEN...maybe Casino's should place their cameras in the KITCHEN!

phantom007.
 

Abraham de Moivre

Well-Known Member
Poker Room Conditions?

Drunks playing any two cards?
Rocks that you occasionally check to see if still breathing?

What games/limits do they offer?
 

Rob McGarvey

Well-Known Member
Hahaha!!

Nice win bro. Hope those tails were juicy fat boys, not extra large shrimp size tails all dried out and rubbery like.

Lard tundrin JESUS, the tings they tries ta pass off as lobby tails me lads!

Captain Hindgrinder
 

phantom007

Well-Known Member
HS Poker

The Poker Room in HS-Tunica has approximately 12-14 tables...pretty much all open during afternoon and evening hours....often down to 3-4 at 4am. Games are mostly Texas Hold'em, with a few 7-stud. Ranges that I have seen are $2-4, to $15-30. Since I am not a regular Poker player, I am guessing but likely correct that they have higher limit games at some times.

During tournaments, other games are offered (Omaha, Hi-lo, etc.), though I have not seen these during regular hours. HS also has an "upstairs" poker room that they use for tourney's...I do not know if it is open otherwise.

At my level ($3-6), comps consist of free drinks and "snackbar". Since I usually get room comps for BJ play, I have just never asked as regarding poker.

Regarding Player quality, seems to be lots of "Regulars" who know each other, and who play pretty tight, plus the usual tourists and beginners who keep the game interesting.

phantom007.
 
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