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The Mayor

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Finally, I think today is the day... I should be in the audience while the prizes are being awarded for the finals of the poker championship at the Plaza (June 6). Look for me.

If you are wondering who won, it was Daniel Negreanu. He said to his girlfriend (right after winning): "see, I told you if you stayed with me I'd win!" Now, that's a solid foundation for a relationship. I can just imagine the conversation that prompted this remark:

GF: "I'll only stay with you if you get rich and famous playing poker!"
DN: "I promise, just stay with me and I'll win some day."
GF: "You had better win right now or I'm leaving you!"
DN: "So, you're calling my bluff? OK, just watch ..."

Clearly the stakes DN was playing for were far higher than the $300k he won.

Here are the broadcast times for the show.

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   Sat, 17 3:30 PM 244 FSN 217475
   Sat, 17 3:30 PM 37 FSN 217475
   Sat, 17 5:00 PM 36 FSN N/A
   Sat, 17 11:00 PM 244 FSN 18814
   Sat, 17 11:00 PM 37 FSN 18814
   Sun, 18 1:00 AM 245 FSA N/A
   Sun, 18 2:00 AM 36 FSN N/A
   Sun, 18 7:00 AM 245 FSA N/A
   Sun, 18 10:00 AM 244 FSN 37944
   Sun, 18 10:00 AM 36 FSN N/A
   Sun, 18 10:00 AM 37 FSN 37944
   Sun, 18 4:00 PM 244 FSN 12012
   Sun, 18 4:00 PM 37 FSN 12012
   Sun, 18 6:00 PM 246 FSC N/A
   Sun, 18 6:00 PM 36 FSN N/A
   Sun, 18 8:00 PM 247 FSP N/A
   Sun, 18 9:00 PM 244 FSN 75079
   Sun, 18 9:00 PM 37 FSN 75079
   Mon, 19 2:00 AM 245 FSA N/A
   Mon, 19 2:00 AM 246 FSC N/A
   Mon, 19 8:00 PM 36 FSN N/A
   Tue, 20 12:00 PM 246 FSC N/A
   Tue, 20 2:00 PM 247 FSP N/A
   Tue, 20 3:00 PM 247 FSP N/A
   Wed, 21 1:00 AM 244 FSN 397624
   Wed, 21 1:00 AM 37 FSN 397624
   Wed, 21 3:00 AM 244 FSN 842570
   Wed, 21 3:00 AM 37 FSN 842570
   Sat, 24 7:00 AM 246 FSC N/A
   Sat, 24 3:00 PM 247 FSP N/A
   Sat, 24 8:00 PM 245 FSA N/A
   Sat, 24 11:00 PM 244 FSN 27569
   Sat, 24 11:00 PM 37 FSN 27569
   Sun, 25 2:00 AM 36 FSN N/A
   Sun, 25 7:00 AM 246 FSC N/A
   Sun, 25 10:00 AM 244 FSN 13361
   Sun, 25 10:00 AM 36 FSN N/A
   Sun, 25 10:00 AM 37 FSN 13361
--Mayor
 
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phantom007

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Wonder if DN got a BJ that night?....

Congrats Mayor on your "15 minutes of fame"!

Kind of feel sorry for DN, the guy who won $300k. At this level, the IRS will take about 41%, and most states 6-10%. Of course, he will have to buy that lady something, likely something small and expensive and relatively useless, such as diamond jewelery, so subtract another 10-15%. Add in expenses, buy-in, lost time from work, etc., approx 3-5%.

Looks like he won about $90k!

Then that fickle BITCH will marry his ass, thinking she found a "cash cow", i.e. "bull". Since it is unlikely that he will win at this level long-term, she will then divorce his ass, taking 1/2 of what is left. And the lawyers will take about $40k.

Net: $5k!

So, I HOPE HE GOT A BJ!.....If not, calculating in child support....

GRIN!

phantom007.
 
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learning to count

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The question that we should be asking...

Was she hot? Was she a swallower? Is he weak or is he a player? With all that mony a hooker would of been a better deal! Some of the hookers there are incredible if you can afford them. DN can afford it now. He looks like a a genius in numbers/poker but an idiot in the game of love(sex). Hey Mayor you should have approached him about backing a BlackJack team.
 
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The Mayor

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Too much information

This site may be visited by children, let's keep it (uhm) decent.

Otherwise, love the replies!

As far as the team, I was surrounded in the stands at the Poker tourney by a team of guys who had just competed in the "offensive smell" olympics. Look for them.

--Mayor
 
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phantom007

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Mayor, Sir, you are too Tense! You need a BJ!...

And preferably with your MAX. shoved IN, excuse me, I mean "On" the Field of Play. IMHO, Nothing SWEETER than a BJ "WHEN YOU ARE EXTENDED TO THE MAX.", i.e., Max. Bet, and especially when you were side-counting Aces, and the Ct. was +++++++, and you knew that you were EITHER going to get a BJ or Ins. opportunity anyway.

As far as violation of PG-13 Ratings go, I only intended to imply that Mr. DN, the PLAZA POKER CHAMPION would have been better off playing BJ and getting lots of BJ's, than he would playing the "RELATIONSHIP GAME" with THIS F#CKING B$TCH!

CHILDREN TAKE NOTE: In French, # = "A", therefore "FACKING", and "$" = "E", and therefore, "BETCH", and thus, "FACKING BETCH" means "Nice Lady who will stand behind you and/or with you despite all of your failures".

Likewise, Mayor, you are obviously concerned about LTC's post. It is obvious to me that HE was only concerned about the relative health of the FACKING B$TCH.

For example:

-----"Is she Hot?" means "Is she Menopausal?".

-----"Does she Swallow?" means "Does she have an esophogeal motility disorder, such as Scleroderma, wherein "she spits-up whenever she tries to swallow".

-----Of course, I admit, "Does she swallow" could be translated in FRENCH as "Is she married?".

-----"Hookers would be Cheaper and Better" means "Res Ipsa Loquitor", which in Latin, literally translates "The Thing Speaks For Itself", i.e., "Hookers would be Cheaper and Better".

Anyhow, best of luck to DN, the Plaza Poker Champion.

phantom007.
 
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The Mayor

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Dam* you, FSN!

The finals are next week. Today they weeded down from 12 to 6 people. My cameo must await yet another episode... (like anyone cares).

This is the most drawn out poker event in the history of TV. It has gone on 4 weeks already. They make this seem like its the most important poker tournament this side of Mars.
 
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john

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funny

Mayor,

That post was some of the funniest stuff I've seen from you. You had me laughing. The part about the greatest poker tournament/mars .

Got back from my trip and made 80 units. I was up 180 units and got a few shoes from hell. It was crazy because I lost almost every hand for 2 or 3 double deck shoes. That has never happened. I dropped 100 green units in 20 minutes. Next time, there won't be 100 green units in my wallet. I was on my way to breaking a personal record for most won on a single trip but fell short on that last 20 minutes. After that, I walked outside and was in such a daze that I almost didn't know where I was or where I had parked my car. Anyone done that ?

Oh yeah, I was eating at McDonald's and the manager comes up behind me and says, "I'm sorry sir but you are no longer allowed to eat here. " I couldn't believe it, first blackjack and now this. Haha just kidding but that would be funny.
 
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Abraham de Moivre

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Don't Worry About DN

1 - He lives in Canada, so he won't have to worry about the Federal Taxes, Gambling winnings aren't taxable in Canada.

2 - He still lives with his mother - so I think the girl friend has her work cut out for her.
 
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