My first encounter

Pit Critter

New Member
Still a newbie to counting, only 110 hours of play and alot more hours of practice. This story is my first encounter with someone noticing my play..

I am standing behind a Bj table Back counting, the shoe starts at mid shoe then the count sky rockets. I proceed to ask the gentleman if I can join the game.(3 squares plus the one I play). Then the fun starts, as I place my bet the Pit boss says to me"What's the count at?". Stunned I respond with "Sorry I don't know the time forgot my watch". Now the Pit boss is stunned, looks at me again and asked me this "No, I said how's the count here?". My next respons was "Sorry Jeremy, I don't eat here, is that a kind of sandwich you have at the deli?". Jeremy shakes his head gives me a look of stupidity, and hat was the end of that conversation. He never hung aroung the table after that...

Just wanted to thank all you AP's for sharing the post's. Without all this info I would have cracked under his questions.

OUT
 

phantom007

Well-Known Member
You should have said "MY SPERM COUNT"....

....is 4,000,000 per milliliter, and I am GAY!

93% chance he would have left you alone forever...of course, 7% chance he would have tried to comp. you to HIS room.

ph7.
 

Big Cowboy

Well-Known Member
Viral Load

Or you really could have cleared that table if you had said your viral load was 50,000 and your CD4 count was 88 as of yesterday. And you are gay. And then complimented the guy on his couture.
 
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