New idiot count system

[blackchipjim]

I'm reseaching a new counting system for blackjack with any number decks or rules. If there are four people at the table and two are idiots leave, this is the 50% rule. Four or more at the table multiply by the total number stupid plays and comments these people make and then leave. I gonna have to play midnights from now to avoid bussed in ploppies. blackchipjim

 

[EasyRhino]

Don't forget the True Idiot Conversion, which requires good Stupidity Estimation.

 

[Sonny]

I use the Idiot Speed Count system. I just compare the number of stupid comments to the number of players at the table. As the count gets high, I start raising my voice.

-Sonny-

 

[bj bob]

Don't forget the True Idiot Conversion, which requires good Stupidity Estimation.

Which do you think is more accurate? Dividing the True Idiots by the remaining number of Morons or to the nearest 1/2 Imbecile?

 

[InPlay]

I'm reseaching a new counting system for blackjack with any number decks or rules. If there are four people at the table and two are idiots leave, this is the 50% rule. Four or more at the table multiply by the total number stupid plays and comments these people make and then leave. I gonna have to play midnights from now to avoid bussed in ploppies. blackchipjim

After midnight is when you see you (ploppies) all liquored up. You get you best advice from 12AM to about 3AM.