Revisiting Thread Below, re: Mayor's BJ Zone...

phantom007

Well-Known Member
Sorry for being a few days late, but the Phantom must Phloat-in and Phloat-out.

First, I will love to buy copies of Mayor's publication!

Second, "The BJ Zone" is way too close to "BJ in the Zone" by Rick Blaine (sp?).

Third, suggested covers, while good in their intent, range from "Sh#tty" to "Cheesy", to "Just another BJ Book". Mayor, sir, with ALL due respect, Roadsigns get a glance, as do skylines, but you MUST DO SOMETHING TO DIFFERENTIATE YOUR MASTER PUBLICATION from the rest of the pack!

Fourth, it appears that you desire in this Publication to BOTH educate and share, i.e., Educate on BJ Play, and Share/Educate on you Personal/Life experiences.

THEREFORE, MAY I HUMBLY SUGGEST THAT YOU CONSIDER:

1. Title: "Double Exposure".

2. Sub-title: "How to Win (and sometimes Lose) at BJ and at Life.

3. Cover: "Breasts"! Yes, "Breasts"! Seriously, a couple of well-endowed ladies using "Barney's" as Pasties, with wads of $100's shoved in their G-string panties, beating your face senseless with their "Mammary Attack", while you hold an 8-inch "Stack-of-orange" in one hand, and YOUR 10-inch DELETED-BY-CENSOR in the other! A couple of A-K's shoved in the cleavage would not hurt!
-----Guy's would buy your book, because it showed "Breasts"!
-----Lesbian's would buy your book, because it showed "Breasts"!
-----Girl's will buy your book, because "those Breast's can't be real", and will

want more info. on "who did the surgery"!

4. The Doctor Factor: Several Posters below indicated their respect and/or lack thereof, for your pH.D. (Piled Higher and Deeper). Since I too am a Doctor, on the bottom of the cover-page, you could even state something like: "All Breasts Personally Examined by Dr. Ph.007, and approved for publication."

Please have your publisher forward me $20k cash, so that I can begin the investigation for you.

GRIN!

phantom007.
 

Barfarkel

Active Member
Ok, Phantom. You want breasts.... *LINK*

...you got 'em. Check out the cover of my soon-to-be-released book You've Got Heat, and let me know what you think of the cover art.

Maybe I should have titled the book "You've Got Breasts?"

Cheers,

Barfarkel
 

phantom007

Well-Known Member
NICE STACK of chips, I mean......

Again, your cover "got my attention"! Especially the bald guy in the background! Seriously, Nice Stack! Plan to order copy of your publication soon. Will it be sold on CC.com?

phantom007.
 

Seeker

Member
The Mayor's questions

Title: I agree with phantom007 that The Blackjack Zone is too similar to Blackjack in the Zone.

Ph.D.: Used properly, the degree could make the book stand out from others. The idea would be to play up the idea of going against type: the nerdy (sorry, Eliot) computer genius in amongst all the hard-partying high-rollers, the clever player who isn't doomed to lose like most of the pigeons who help keep the lights on.

Combining these ideas, I would use the Las Vegas cover. I would include the Ph.D. on the cover. I would capitalize on it in the title -- Beating Blackjack: A Computer Scientist Tackles Las Vegas or The Professor Versus the Casinos or something like that.
 
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