Road to Atlantic City

Tarzan

Tarzan

Banned
There I was...my same route into Atlantic City that I take so often, cruising past the numerous huge billboards that litter highway 40 with all the casino promos on them. I usually make this journey alone, going in to do my thing, whack them and bail as quickly as is feasible. This trip was different because I brought along the neighbor lady from down the street, who is not a blackjack player and not really even a gambler for that matter but she thought it would be fun and interesting to go along for the ride so I obliged her....
One of the billboards says in huge letters "BJ TOURNAMENTS EVERY THURSDAY TAJ MAHAL" along with the typical sexual innuedo that goes with much of the advertising of the Trump facilities about "get some action" and a hot looking chick depicted. She sees it and perks right up and says, "Look at that! BJ tournaments every Thursday? I bet I could win that!!!! I am really good at BJ's!!!!!"......
 
Automatic Monkey

Automatic Monkey

Banned
Tarzan said:
There I was...my same route into Atlantic City that I take so often, cruising past the numerous huge billboards that litter highway 40 with all the casino promos on them. I usually make this journey alone, going in to do my thing, whack them and bail as quickly as is feasible. This trip was different because I brought along the neighbor lady from down the street, who is not a blackjack player and not really even a gambler for that matter but she thought it would be fun and interesting to go along for the ride so I obliged her....
One of the billboards says in huge letters "BJ TOURNAMENTS EVERY THURSDAY TAJ MAHAL" along with the typical sexual innuedo that goes with much of the advertising of the Trump facilities about "get some action" and a hot looking chick depicted. She sees it and perks right up and says, "Look at that! BJ tournaments every Thursday? I bet I could win that!!!! I am really good at BJ's!!!!!"......
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You irrumator you!

Sounds like as good a time as putting out two hands and catching a pair of naturals, with a big spread and deep penetration.
 
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ColorMeUp

Well-Known Member
Tarzan said:
There I was...my same route into Atlantic City that I take so often, cruising past the numerous huge billboards that litter highway 40 with all the casino promos on them. I usually make this journey alone, going in to do my thing, whack them and bail as quickly as is feasible. This trip was different because I brought along the neighbor lady from down the street, who is not a blackjack player and not really even a gambler for that matter but she thought it would be fun and interesting to go along for the ride so I obliged her....
One of the billboards says in huge letters "BJ TOURNAMENTS EVERY THURSDAY TAJ MAHAL" along with the typical sexual innuedo that goes with much of the advertising of the Trump facilities about "get some action" and a hot looking chick depicted. She sees it and perks right up and says, "Look at that! BJ tournaments every Thursday? I bet I could win that!!!! I am really good at BJ's!!!!!"......
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So I hope you at least got to find out........
 
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jimpenn

Well-Known Member
Only in America

Extremely valuable asset. It could be the start of a great relationship. I can see how both of you can play value games.
 
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bigjimswoman

Member
But does she have false teeth??????? You know what they say, once you go toothless, you never go back!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:
 
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rdorange

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Chest thumper

Tarzan, You should have thumped your chest. Told her you've been in one before (as a judge). Then offered an unbiased opinion :laugh:
 
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