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mdlbj said:
Where is Scott and Supercoolmancool?
Inside sources have it that Supercoolman had a religious experience since his encounter with Jesus' penis. He has subsequently become Mexican and has entered a Jesuit seminary outside of Monterrey where he is currently studying Latin and Theology. After about five or six years of intense education he will reemerge as Padre Subenfrio (Spanish for Supercool). Inside scoop is that he has not given up his AP ambitions, but rather this new identity will provide him excellent cover as an AP. He can been seen with his Blackbelt in BJ book between Lauds and Matins.
As far as Scott H. Global warming has taken its toll on him. After growing up comfortably in North Dakota, the current atmospheric conditons there have forced him to move farther north to the Klondike. He is currently learning the Eskimo language and customs and , after a summer of seal hunting and dog-sled training will be adaquately prepared for this year's Iditarod. As with Supercool, he continues to hone his blackjack skills.