Screwing my Ex-wife...........

[phantom007]

For over a decade, my "soon-to-be-ex" and myself enjoyed many stays at Casino X in LV.

Over the years, likely in one of MY drunken stupors, I used HER Player's Card instead of Mine.....and lost lots of $$$!

Now, due to Divorce, I sent Casino-X "change of address forms". Said "Casino-X" has acknowledged my mailing, and is now sending, to my NEW Address, Coupons for both myself, plus SATAN (i.e., the soon-to-be-Ex), offers for Free Rooms, Matchplay, free meals, etc.

Offers to Satan are 3-5x more valuable than Mine! Even though she rarely played anything more than 25-cent slots!

Anyhow, my name (say Sam) and her name (say Sammi) are so close that "I CAN USE HER PLAYER's Card and Still GET BY WITH IT!

Therefore, next LV trip, using Ex's Card, I plan to "SPREAD WIDE"....if she gets BARRED, WHO CARES?!

GRIN!

phantom007.

 

[learning to count]

Ex's make the thought of remarriage....

scairy. Congrats on getting rid of that anchor. I hope she starts going every weekend to the casino and get's addicted to the slots, roulette, and 6/5 single deck. Life gets much better after the smoke clears!

 

[Stealth Bomber]

Be careful - x'es love to take revenge

They can rat you out to every casino and give them your picture and tell what you do. I'm quite convinced that my x-stepmother ratted me out to a local casino. I can no longer step foot on their property.

We really shouldn't let anyone know what we do in casinos. Unfortunately a few people find out. Eventually most everyone becomes a foe for some stupid reason, then they run their mouth.