I wish! Probably in about 1 year from now though. I'm tired of having to travel so far to hit up small joints with 2/3 pen on 6 D and eating at their funky buffets. Hey I've even had to challenge 4 deck CSMs. Won too, but had to back C & wong myself half to death. I think they thought I was some kind of a nutt.
Here's one for ya: About 4 years ago, I popped into a small out-a-the-way joint for a quickie near Carson City (no not a brothel). I was pretty gutsy back then and was having some fun testing out the P Cs. Good S D game, D on any, H17, 1 on 1. Lucked on to a monster C. Chunked out a tall stack of red (about 125). The D called "checks play" to the P C. He walks over to watch. I said "hi, how ya doin'". He mutters something. Anyway the cards come and I can't believe the D is showin' 5. What's more unbelievable is, I flip up a pair of sixes. I'm thinkin' how's this possible? The P C looked at me and says "now what are ya gonna do?" with a big sarcastic grin too. I said, "whatdaya think, I'm gonna split 'em". So I put out another big chunk. Guy starts in with this stupid grin again and says, "now your gonna get two 16s". He started to really piss me off. So I pondered it for a moment. Realized I wanted to get another hand from this monster of monster counts and was a little worried that I wouldn't 'cause there wasn't many cards left in the Ds hand + I didn't want to get the two 16s like the P C said. So I waved off the D and said, "stand". D says, "You can't do that," I say "why not, he told me I was gonna get two 16s? What good is that? I think I just want you to have the next card". The D and the P C look at each other puzzled by the fact that I'm going to stand on two split hands with only a one card 6 on each hand. After a moment of silence, the P C says to me with his sh!tty azz grin, "Sir, you can do what ever you like". Hey this guy's like music to my ears.
So away we go. Sure enough, D has a 10 under and slammed the hard 16 with another for a lovely 26. I went "whew hoo" and danced around a bit. Then I said, "Do you guys give up yet or do ya wanna try another if I let it ride?" (While looking at them with wild wide eyes) The P C says, "I dare ya". Wow! How incredible! I sucked him right into my web. ....... So here we go again. I now have about $250 on 2 circles. Sure enough, I get two faces on one hand and BJ on the other. D shows a 9. I get paid on the 21. About now the P C leaves the pit. I wave off the 20. Then D shows 10 in the hole. D pays me. I color-up. Bypassed the cage and vanished. ................. Waaaaaaaay to much fun! Cashed in my chips about 6 mo later while passing through.
Stealth