I've figured it all out!!! But this will work best if you are outside of Vegas or AC where the stakes are generally lower.
Go up to a table that has a CSM. $10 minimum or so forth. Buy in for $5000. Make sure the pit boss sees you.
Then when you are about to place your first bet, pretend to notice the CSM. Then say "Color me up, I have bad luck against those stupid machines!" Then say you won't give any action to a table with a CSM.
Then if the pit boss speaks up, ask him to open a shoe game. This has worked for me in the past. (I didn't buy in for $5000, but the amount I had on me still worked.)
Go up to a table that has a CSM. $10 minimum or so forth. Buy in for $5000. Make sure the pit boss sees you.
Then when you are about to place your first bet, pretend to notice the CSM. Then say "Color me up, I have bad luck against those stupid machines!" Then say you won't give any action to a table with a CSM.
Then if the pit boss speaks up, ask him to open a shoe game. This has worked for me in the past. (I didn't buy in for $5000, but the amount I had on me still worked.)