The women treat you differently
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Automatic Monkey
Banned
No kidding, Sherlock. I incorporate them into my act. Nothing like a drunk chick at the table to hobnob with to make you look like a dummy. Just one thing- I know we are supposed to talk like ploppies, but when playing with a female never ask her about her "flow".
suicyco maniac
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I disagree...
It seems to make no difference if I have 2,000 riding on a hand or 10 the ladies still treat me the same....SM
It seems to make no difference if I have 2,000 riding on a hand or 10 the ladies still treat me the same....SM
BlackJackHack
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Stuff $2000 into your wallet in a strip casino at 4am and the "professional" ladies will find you very quickly.
Abraham de Moivre
Well-Known Member
Other differences
All your jokes are funnier.
You dance better.
Your singing voice is vastly improved.
If you start playing black -- you will instantly become much more handsome.
All your jokes are funnier.
You dance better.
Your singing voice is vastly improved.
If you start playing black -- you will instantly become much more handsome.
Re: I disagree...
Boy, you must be really ugly. (just kidding)
I've never really seen much difference myself but stands to reason that women (being the smart species they are) would be hanging out at the black or green tables rather than the red tables if they are looking for companionship. Of course, if they find someone at the red table after a good streak, they may be allowed to supersize their meal.
When I've played at the Tropicana in AC, "The Judge" was always surrounded by beautiful women. He sure threw the money around and I'm guessing they weren't there because he was good looking.
When playing at Mandalay Bay, I was befriended by an over the hill what I would presume to be hooker.
I guess I'm not good looking either.
Boy, you must be really ugly. (just kidding)
I've never really seen much difference myself but stands to reason that women (being the smart species they are) would be hanging out at the black or green tables rather than the red tables if they are looking for companionship. Of course, if they find someone at the red table after a good streak, they may be allowed to supersize their meal.
When I've played at the Tropicana in AC, "The Judge" was always surrounded by beautiful women. He sure threw the money around and I'm guessing they weren't there because he was good looking.
When playing at Mandalay Bay, I was befriended by an over the hill what I would presume to be hooker.
I guess I'm not good looking either.
Automatic Monkey
Banned
Re: hookers
Normally the 'stutes keep away from me. When they have approached me, I just tell them I'm a gigolo, but tonight is my night off and I'm not taking any customers right now. However I can give her a professional discount tomorrow night if she is still interested. Keeps them guessing.
Normally the 'stutes keep away from me. When they have approached me, I just tell them I'm a gigolo, but tonight is my night off and I'm not taking any customers right now. However I can give her a professional discount tomorrow night if she is still interested. Keeps them guessing.
But......................
When the lady at the table is spreading $25-$250, why does it seem that so many guys start playing multiple green or black even though their bankroll and playing ability can not handle it. Am I impressed? Actually I greatly appreciate it.
As long as you guys have this need to strut, it is easier for me to just be a smaller player at the table and attract less pit heat.
Victoria
When the lady at the table is spreading $25-$250, why does it seem that so many guys start playing multiple green or black even though their bankroll and playing ability can not handle it. Am I impressed? Actually I greatly appreciate it.
As long as you guys have this need to strut, it is easier for me to just be a smaller player at the table and attract less pit heat.
Victoria
Re: hookers
I've had more than my fair share of run ins with working ladies in Vegas. I think its an occupational hazard of working late, alone and carrying cash. You may find a few stories interesting:
-I get approached in a premium strip casino about 3am by a teenage hooker; she grabs my wrist and studies my watch (its a $40 peugot but looks spiffy) and asks me what it is. So I tell her its a Peugot and worth about 15K but I will give it to her for 1 hour of her time and 500 bucks. She thinks hard and comes back with lets just settle for the 1 hour and forget the 500. I pass.
-Another time while enjoying my favorite beverage at the Island Bar in Mandalay (place is swamped with hookers) a 30ish hooker sits down next to me and starts in with the rap (how long you here; who you here with, would you like to fulfill your wildest fantasies). Anyhow so I tell her I am here to play cards; having a drink and dont want to fulfill any fantasies but start to shoot the shit with her. Before you know it I am getting the whole life story (jailed bf in cuba; past drug problems, kids with parents in NM; getting raped by the nuns as a young girl etc.) Anyhow after abit I say hey maybe I would like to fulfill my fantasties in Vegas, how much?? She replies, "I couldnt go with you now it would be too personal"! I figure that I am one of the few to strike out with a Vegas hooker. For the record I wouldnt have gone anywhere with her anyhow.
-Finally I get an emergency page from work and call the office from a phone booth at Bally's about 7am. I get hooked into a big conference call (spent about an hour at the damn phone booth). Midway through the call this lady gets slammed into the booth next to me by security and cuffed; a real ruckus follows and it turns out that she was getting busted for prostitution. She starts waling and it was getting pretty loud and I was having a tough time covering the phone. Finally someone asks me if everything is ok out there.
good luck
wong out
I've had more than my fair share of run ins with working ladies in Vegas. I think its an occupational hazard of working late, alone and carrying cash. You may find a few stories interesting:
-I get approached in a premium strip casino about 3am by a teenage hooker; she grabs my wrist and studies my watch (its a $40 peugot but looks spiffy) and asks me what it is. So I tell her its a Peugot and worth about 15K but I will give it to her for 1 hour of her time and 500 bucks. She thinks hard and comes back with lets just settle for the 1 hour and forget the 500. I pass.
-Another time while enjoying my favorite beverage at the Island Bar in Mandalay (place is swamped with hookers) a 30ish hooker sits down next to me and starts in with the rap (how long you here; who you here with, would you like to fulfill your wildest fantasies). Anyhow so I tell her I am here to play cards; having a drink and dont want to fulfill any fantasies but start to shoot the shit with her. Before you know it I am getting the whole life story (jailed bf in cuba; past drug problems, kids with parents in NM; getting raped by the nuns as a young girl etc.) Anyhow after abit I say hey maybe I would like to fulfill my fantasties in Vegas, how much?? She replies, "I couldnt go with you now it would be too personal"! I figure that I am one of the few to strike out with a Vegas hooker. For the record I wouldnt have gone anywhere with her anyhow.
-Finally I get an emergency page from work and call the office from a phone booth at Bally's about 7am. I get hooked into a big conference call (spent about an hour at the damn phone booth). Midway through the call this lady gets slammed into the booth next to me by security and cuffed; a real ruckus follows and it turns out that she was getting busted for prostitution. She starts waling and it was getting pretty loud and I was having a tough time covering the phone. Finally someone asks me if everything is ok out there.
good luck
wong out
Stealth Bomber
Well-Known Member
True, unless you're losing
suicyco maniac
Well-Known Member
I never said....
They treated me bad
SM
They treated me bad
SMRob McGarvey
Well-Known Member
Women treat you differently when.....
you pay no attention to them.
you pay no attention to them.
Automatic Monkey
Banned
Re: hookers
That's good to know, where the hookers are in LV. I do not patronize prostitutes, but perhaps I could work them into my act. Like pay one to sit down and fool around with me at the table. I can pretend my big bets are just showing off for her.
Now if I went with her, would that be a case of trading in EV for VD?
That's good to know, where the hookers are in LV. I do not patronize prostitutes, but perhaps I could work them into my act. Like pay one to sit down and fool around with me at the table. I can pretend my big bets are just showing off for her.
Now if I went with her, would that be a case of trading in EV for VD?
suicyco maniac
Well-Known Member
I agree 100% with Rob
Learnng to count
New Member
On one of those early morning cab rides from downtown to the P. station the cabby asks the guys and I if we need a hooker. I tell him "not me maybee the other's may want to partake". The cabby pushes the issue and hands us a portfolio of prospective ladies. I eye one who is a BIG girl around 300 lbs. I advised the cabby that one lady of that stature approached me earlier that morning. She flirted with me and started small talk. When the time came for negotiation she leaned over and kissed my cheak and whispered one thousand dollars. I was shocked. I asked myself how the hell she could charge so much. She explained that she not only performed above expectation but she gave you the whole love treatment. I asked her how she could charge so much when a thinner version was half the price. She gratiously explained, "Honey those skinny girls charge five dollars a pound. I'm a bargain at $3.33 a pound!"