FREEDOM through WORK......
Was this Stalin? Lenin? Whoever, I believe that this "was" the Russian motto.
If you are only 19, then you will need to wait about 2 more years before you will be "legal" at most U.S. casinos. Once age 21, immigrate to the U.S.A. Legally or Illegally, it really does not matter....once here, we put you on Welfare...bring your family, we will put them on Welfare too!
Once you are here, have sex with a Fat & Ugly American Babe...you will be doing her a servie, as well as American males, who except for alcohol-induced blackouts, will NOT be having sex with same. Once she drops YOUR KID on American soil, YOU CANNOT BE DEPORTED!
Now, you get a Legal Green-card (actually blue), allowing you to work in the U.S.A.! Certainly, you could do this, raise YOUR kid, contribute to society, etc., but a 40 Hour/week job will greatly diminish your Casino time.
Therefore, once you have put-in (yes, Putin) the minimum time to join the Union (varies, but usually 6 weeks to 6 months), then while at work, lift something heavy and hurt your back...does NOT matter that your back does not really hurt, just say that it does. Expect to go through 6-12 months of testing, rehab., job re-training, etc......JUST REMEMBER, no matter what you do, YOUR BACK STILL HURTS!
You may have to get a Lawyer; even go to Court....but one thing is certain...YOU WILL GET DISABILITY! Don't worry about Lawyer and Court fees...these will ultimately be paid by your Employer! +EV!
So now, you get a Hefty monthly check for NOT working! 40 more hours/week to spend in Casino's! If you are smart, and I am sure you are, being only 19 and already thinking of CC'ing, them REMEMBER...Slots $1,199., Table $10,900., and Ashcroft $4,999.99...NEVER cash-in winnings at or above these #'s! Therefore, your winnings are TAX-FREE! ++EV!!
Yes, your financial life will be spent out of a Safety Deposit Box, costing you circa. $35-100. per year, AND you will have to pay most of your bills with Money Orders (cost ave. $1.00 each)....but compared to nearly 50% Fed. + State + Local tax, Combined, in most areas of the U.S....+++EV!!!
Certainly, the Fat&Ugly Girl + "the Kid" will need $$$, but since you are on Disability, guess what....they can't garnish....it is yours to keep! Presumes you are SMART enough to Divorce the Bitch by now!
Feeling Guilty about not supporting "YOUR" family? DON'T! The US and State government will provide for YOUR family nicely....free food, housing, transportation, medical care, education, etc.
So, by my calculation, Sir, by age 23, you could be making $40,000./year in the U.S.A. FOR NOT WORKING, plus another $150-200k./year from BJ, and have all other obligations of yours paid for by the "Government"!
FREEDOM FROM WORK!
phantom007.
