Tarzan
Banned
It’s another fun-filled festive day in Atlantic City…. I am strolling through and seeing all the usual suspects. There are the career panhandlers doing their thing on the boardwalk, the elderly blowing their social security check on those slot machines, some woman playing the “Kahuna Cash” 1 cent slot machine with Tiki bonus who looks to be about 3 notches away from being a baglady. The horrifically overweight security guard lumbers past (this is the casino’s secret weapon against security risks and they lug her in on a forklift and she falls on top of the potential security risk, immobilizing them).
The boardwalk is convenient and you can meander through several casinos if it’s nice out and feel like walking but you have to work in the Borgata along the way! Stroll into here and there’s no boardwalk for panhandlers to wander in from. It’s an island unto itself so you make a separate little drive and hope the tables aren’t too crowded in. What a difference in the people there! On the boardwalk casinos you have people that are dressed casually (or even much like bums) pulling out stacks of 100’s to play with and at Borgata you have a younger crowd (for the most part) that are well dressed and look like they are MADE of money but… are peeling a few hundred at a pop off some plastic, getting charged a huge interest rate for it and gambling as frugally as it gets. I have to laugh about this at times when I see this strange paradox.
One thing about the Borgata for SURE is the difference in waitresses! We have discussed this on the board before and I don’t want to sound sexist or anything but whereas many of the the boardwalk casino waitress look like they made a few too many trips to the KrispieKreme donut shop and gorged on too many twinkies along the way and sort of limp along like they have a bad case of the gout, the Borgata waitresses all look like they were hand-picked from a modeling agency (or a California porn producer)… newer casino, newer waitresses… we’ll check back in 15-20 years or so and see if the trend continues. I was talking to a Caesar’s waitress that I have been friendly with for a long time and asked her how long she had been doing this--- 16 years all at Caesars! She is pushing this through all the way to her retirement she said. Will the “Borgata Babes” as they are called in house still be looking so good after they plow out 16 more years at the Borgata? Will those well-dressed (but flat broke) yuppies ever completely max out their credit cards? Will those career panhandlers on the boardwalk ever parlay their money into an IRA or seek more lucrative careers such as a WalMart greeter? Only time will tell…
The boardwalk is convenient and you can meander through several casinos if it’s nice out and feel like walking but you have to work in the Borgata along the way! Stroll into here and there’s no boardwalk for panhandlers to wander in from. It’s an island unto itself so you make a separate little drive and hope the tables aren’t too crowded in. What a difference in the people there! On the boardwalk casinos you have people that are dressed casually (or even much like bums) pulling out stacks of 100’s to play with and at Borgata you have a younger crowd (for the most part) that are well dressed and look like they are MADE of money but… are peeling a few hundred at a pop off some plastic, getting charged a huge interest rate for it and gambling as frugally as it gets. I have to laugh about this at times when I see this strange paradox.
One thing about the Borgata for SURE is the difference in waitresses! We have discussed this on the board before and I don’t want to sound sexist or anything but whereas many of the the boardwalk casino waitress look like they made a few too many trips to the KrispieKreme donut shop and gorged on too many twinkies along the way and sort of limp along like they have a bad case of the gout, the Borgata waitresses all look like they were hand-picked from a modeling agency (or a California porn producer)… newer casino, newer waitresses… we’ll check back in 15-20 years or so and see if the trend continues. I was talking to a Caesar’s waitress that I have been friendly with for a long time and asked her how long she had been doing this--- 16 years all at Caesars! She is pushing this through all the way to her retirement she said. Will the “Borgata Babes” as they are called in house still be looking so good after they plow out 16 more years at the Borgata? Will those well-dressed (but flat broke) yuppies ever completely max out their credit cards? Will those career panhandlers on the boardwalk ever parlay their money into an IRA or seek more lucrative careers such as a WalMart greeter? Only time will tell…