Automatic Monkey
Banned
Holy cow, I was playing at a large shop on the Strip this week and a casino manager came over and told me my name was on a list of people who have barred themselves from the casino (due to a compulsive gambling problem), that I would be allowed(!) to cash my chips in but I would have to leave the casino floor.
After about 10 minutes of arguing they conceded it could be just a computer glitch and that I would be allowed to continue playing but I would be photographed. Sounds like BS to me. I was spreading heavy and winning, so I think this may have been a warning shot. So I responded by telling them no way, I don't want to play in your <expletives deleted> casino anymore and I want everyone's name because I'm going to get all of you <expletives deleted> fired for embarrassing a high roller at the table. (I'm not, but indicating that I think I am makes me sound like a real amateur. The whole purpose of standing and arguing was to act like an angry tourist.)
Now I've heard of this self-barring practice, and one of it's characteristics is that if you play after self-barring you agree to forfeit all winnings. This is what I thought might be coming. I'll be steering clear of this shop for a while.
After about 10 minutes of arguing they conceded it could be just a computer glitch and that I would be allowed to continue playing but I would be photographed. Sounds like BS to me. I was spreading heavy and winning, so I think this may have been a warning shot. So I responded by telling them no way, I don't want to play in your <expletives deleted> casino anymore and I want everyone's name because I'm going to get all of you <expletives deleted> fired for embarrassing a high roller at the table. (I'm not, but indicating that I think I am makes me sound like a real amateur. The whole purpose of standing and arguing was to act like an angry tourist.)
Now I've heard of this self-barring practice, and one of it's characteristics is that if you play after self-barring you agree to forfeit all winnings. This is what I thought might be coming. I'll be steering clear of this shop for a while.