Automatic Monkey
Banned
Spend a few days at the grind recently, and oh what a horror it was! Was getting enormous counts all the time, spreading to 3 hands with huge bets, and when the dealer wasn't getting a BJ he was pulling a 21 out of you-know-where. All my splits and doubles seemed to get me were big losses, and not a single insurance bet in several days converted. I got a rotten olive in my martini and got hit on by a transvestite- not sure which made me feel sicker. The only good part was that I was successfully applying cutoff and first-deck tracking and managed to get penetration down to less than one deck in an 8 deck shoe.
Dejected, depressed, I quit for the weekend and counted up my losses. Couldn't find them- I was actually up about half my EV! Turned out I was paying attention to my game and not my playing stake just like I'm supposed to and lost track of what I was buying and cashing out for, and cheques I was ratholing and selling to other players at the table. Good things happen when you just stick to the game plan and keep playing even though things seem to be not going your way. We're all habitual winners and reality never matches our expectations.
Dejected, depressed, I quit for the weekend and counted up my losses. Couldn't find them- I was actually up about half my EV! Turned out I was paying attention to my game and not my playing stake just like I'm supposed to and lost track of what I was buying and cashing out for, and cheques I was ratholing and selling to other players at the table. Good things happen when you just stick to the game plan and keep playing even though things seem to be not going your way. We're all habitual winners and reality never matches our expectations.