Tarzan
Banned
There was a post I made sometime back talking about the "dealer from hell" scenario, in which things went bad... WAY bad for what seemed like an eternity. The post took some strange tangents and directions that had little correlation to the original post or the direction I thought it would go in. Claims such as "Well you should never walk away from a good count regardless of being up against a hot dealer and shut up and bend over and take it like a man damnit!" Which is a ridiculous thing to throw out there since nothing was mentioned about it being a good count. I was left scratching my head wondering if they fully read the post or had a clue as to what I was eluding to.
I have been meaning to talk about this further but other things have occupied my time, such as my day to day pounding it out and my off time in which I hang out in a hot tub with large breasted women. I tried to tell them "No, I can't hang out with you in the hot tub because I have to talk on the computer to a bunch of people that dislike me because I am too critical of playing blackjack against an 8 deck shoe with crappy rules!" Then they say..."...but we have BREASTS!" and then for obvious reasons win the argument hands down!
Generally the "dealer from hell" scenario occurs as I mentioned back then in a relatively neutral count, well mixed cards and the shoes in question never hit a poor count worthy of wonging out so you stay and play it out. Of course it goes terrible... like nothing you have ever seen, etc. There is a common denominator of this! The only problem? Due to the obscure count that I use, the Gordon/DHME/Tarzan count which pinpoints this phenomenon of this "perfect storm" of casino victory and clues me in on walking the heck away from this table is possibly not as likely to be as evident in other counts. Someone that uses other more popular counting systems please throw your "2 cents" into this as far as being able to detect this anomaly?
Lets talk about the specific parameters. Using Gordon/DHME/Tarzan system you are tracking the ratio of 6-9's as one of the parts of the big picture. Having a huge quantity of 6-9's in the discard rack, leaving a quantity of 2-5's and 10's that are about even with each other shows up as a relatively neutral count on a hi-lo system, right? It's a strange and unique situation but when it occurs LOOK OUT. This is in fact the single most prevalent common denominator to having the dealer come out quite favorably in so called neutral counts and a situation that I have learned to walk away from the table when I encounter it. It is the icing on the cake (for the casino and in the casino's favor) when tackling "the dealer from hell".
I have often wondered if the obscurity of my counting method is the reason no one has ever really talked about this but it is essentially the means in which the casino can make a nice killing in a "neutral" count.
Can some of you that utilize other counting methods evaluate if these others systems give any indicators of this particular scenario? Flash, you use some fancy dancy HiOptIIMegaZenDiddlyDo count (or something to that effect) that is top notch. Are you able to detect a huge quantity of 6-9s played ahead and recognize this particular situation? I know basic hi-lo wouldn't pick it out but some of the other more refined counts are likely to. Some insights?
I have been meaning to talk about this further but other things have occupied my time, such as my day to day pounding it out and my off time in which I hang out in a hot tub with large breasted women. I tried to tell them "No, I can't hang out with you in the hot tub because I have to talk on the computer to a bunch of people that dislike me because I am too critical of playing blackjack against an 8 deck shoe with crappy rules!" Then they say..."...but we have BREASTS!" and then for obvious reasons win the argument hands down!
Generally the "dealer from hell" scenario occurs as I mentioned back then in a relatively neutral count, well mixed cards and the shoes in question never hit a poor count worthy of wonging out so you stay and play it out. Of course it goes terrible... like nothing you have ever seen, etc. There is a common denominator of this! The only problem? Due to the obscure count that I use, the Gordon/DHME/Tarzan count which pinpoints this phenomenon of this "perfect storm" of casino victory and clues me in on walking the heck away from this table is possibly not as likely to be as evident in other counts. Someone that uses other more popular counting systems please throw your "2 cents" into this as far as being able to detect this anomaly?
Lets talk about the specific parameters. Using Gordon/DHME/Tarzan system you are tracking the ratio of 6-9's as one of the parts of the big picture. Having a huge quantity of 6-9's in the discard rack, leaving a quantity of 2-5's and 10's that are about even with each other shows up as a relatively neutral count on a hi-lo system, right? It's a strange and unique situation but when it occurs LOOK OUT. This is in fact the single most prevalent common denominator to having the dealer come out quite favorably in so called neutral counts and a situation that I have learned to walk away from the table when I encounter it. It is the icing on the cake (for the casino and in the casino's favor) when tackling "the dealer from hell".
I have often wondered if the obscurity of my counting method is the reason no one has ever really talked about this but it is essentially the means in which the casino can make a nice killing in a "neutral" count.
Can some of you that utilize other counting methods evaluate if these others systems give any indicators of this particular scenario? Flash, you use some fancy dancy HiOptIIMegaZenDiddlyDo count (or something to that effect) that is top notch. Are you able to detect a huge quantity of 6-9s played ahead and recognize this particular situation? I know basic hi-lo wouldn't pick it out but some of the other more refined counts are likely to. Some insights?
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