sagefr0g
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see i sensed there might be something profound.daddybo said:I was Moved. (BJC should work for GA)
looks like bjcount is as desperate as me, trying to deal with the unknown with poetry.:1st:
see i sensed there might be something profound.daddybo said:I was Moved. (BJC should work for GA)
:laugh: I have seen this done on a much larger scale with no intention of gambling... just retiring. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:Automatic Monkey said:Disclaimer: Don't do this!
You can take cash advances off credit cards with no intention of ever paying them back. You only get to do it once. Max out every unsecured card you have, then declare bankruptcy. But you're not really bankrupt, you have all the money in cash. Go to bankruptcy court, tell them you have a gambling problem (maybe go to some GA meetings as a ruse) then the nice judge washes your sins away, and you have your bankroll to start your new career as an advantage player.
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There's a way around that too. Before Passover the celebrant is required to rid his house of all chametz (yeast). If that's not possible, one may also sign a contract with a Gentile transferring ownership of all the chametz, so that for the holiday it belongs to the Gentile and not the Jew thus it doesn't violate any rules.shadroch said:AutoMonkeys scam also relies on you commiting a felony, as you would swear under oath that you had no cash assests. If you choose to be a liar, a thief and a felon, there are much easier ways to put some cash together than going bankrupt.
Being "fabulously lucky is the great equalizer". I know it worked for me. Started out with 5 grand, 6 years ago on the day I quit my job. Not having the skill or BR and RoR knowledge necessary, I now know I severely overbet my BR. I still thank my stars for that fabulous luck.ExhibitCAA said:Tarzan, you basically said it's a Catch-22: the ones who need to borrow don't have the skill, and the ones with the skill don't need to borrow. I agree with this.
Furthermore, I claim that with sufficient skill, $1000 is enough. This is basically a tautology, as I define "sufficient" as whatever skill level is needed to make $1000 enough money. Note that counting cards is nowhere close to enough skill. Furthermore, there is no doubt whatsoever that the original poster does not have sufficient skill to grow his $1000 (unless he gets fabulously lucky), as indicated immediately by the nature of his question.
Of course, the vast majority of players would be better off working at McDonald's until they could build their $1000 up to $10000. This is a surer way to grow the BR, and also avoids lots of unnecessary exposure when the rookie is most vulnerable.
Not to answer for him, but I read that to mean that it would be safer to build your bankroll away from the eyes of the pit in the beginning stages, when your lack of experience will usually make you very visible after any substantial amount of time.kewljason said:Being "fabulously lucky is the great equalizer". I know it worked for me. Started out with 5 grand, 6 years ago on the day I quit my job. Not having the skill or BR and RoR knowledge necessary, I now know I severely overbet my BR. I still thank my stars for that fabulous luck.
I have read and re-read your quote, ECAA, "also avoids lots of unnecessary exposure when the rookie is most vulnerable" and can't seem to understand your meaning. Can you help me with that.
They could contest the bankruptcy, saying you had no intention of repaying. But if you claim a gambling problem, youd probably get away with it.Automatic Monkey said:Disclaimer: Don't do this!
You can take cash advances off credit cards with no intention of ever paying them back. You only get to do it once. Max out every unsecured card you have, then declare bankruptcy. But you're not really bankrupt, you have all the money in cash. Go to bankruptcy court, tell them you have a gambling problem (maybe go to some GA meetings as a ruse) then the nice judge washes your sins away, and you have your bankroll to start your new career as an advantage player.
And if you **** up, you will have no money and no credit. You don't even have to **** up, you can just have a normal unlucky streak. It will be difficult to find a job or a place to live, as credit reports are now frequently used (unfairly, in my opinion, and as a way to circumvent anti-discrimination laws) for all kinds of things that have nothing to do with credit. Whether or not your life goes into the toilet will depend on the turn of a card. It is degrading to your precious life to wager it in this way.
A better choice is to go with your $1K bankroll, play a $50 or $100 max bet against a $5 minimum bet, and be very willing to lose your $1K.
You could always claim you were just redistributing wealth! :whip:moo321 said:They could contest the bankruptcy, saying you had no intention of repaying. But if you claim a gambling problem, youd probably get away with it.
How do most people learn these skills "other than card counting?" Are most of these lessons handed down from person to person or is there a resource out there for people to learn things such as shuffle tracking and such?ExhibitCAA said:Tarzan, you basically said it's a Catch-22: the ones who need to borrow don't have the skill, and the ones with the skill don't need to borrow. I agree with this.
Furthermore, I claim that with sufficient skill, $1000 is enough. This is basically a tautology, as I define "sufficient" as whatever skill level is needed to make $1000 enough money. Note that counting cards is nowhere close to enough skill. Furthermore, there is no doubt whatsoever that the original poster does not have sufficient skill to grow his $1000 (unless he gets fabulously lucky), as indicated immediately by the nature of his question.
Of course, the vast majority of players would be better off working at McDonald's until they could build their $1000 up to $10000. This is a surer way to grow the BR, and also avoids lots of unnecessary exposure when the rookie is most vulnerable.
I'd like to provide a counter example to this statement - in the last 18 months i've turned a $1600 bankroll into over $100k. It's not been blind luck - i've known exactly what my chances of success were at all times and my results have fallen within normal expections. I actually had a very very low RoR through most of that play. That said i was provided with opportunites that most players aren't and capitalized on them fully.Tarzan said:With sufficient skill/edge, $1000 is enough--borrowing is not necessary.
Uhm... I did not say that! I basically said you have an icecube's chance in hell with only a thousand backing you regardless of skill level.
Investors borrow money all the time to invest in securities. Respectable investment advisors advise their clients to use leverage to improve their return on invested capital. And one could do the same thing for AP blackjack. There are two problems that just need to be managed: (1) if you aren't really careful with money management, you face a high risk of losing more money than you own. and (2) you need to have a loan with a long term, so you don't have to pay back during a losing streak.shadroch said:Never borrow money to gamble or buy stocks.