Ferretnparrot
Well-Known Member
I could not stop laughing when i stumbled upon this today...
Enjoy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkNikNhij8g
Enjoy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkNikNhij8g
Elite ploppy basic strategy explained!!
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21andcraps
New Member
I'm a basic strategy player when I go to Vegas who loves reading all of the comments on this site.
I had to register to share another one of this guy's videos (he has 26 of them).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLfGVuy7Ehs&feature=autoplay&list=ULnj8dYB9c9_I&lf=mfu_in_order&playnext=1
The best part, "....as a normal person would play. Not as I would play, but someone who most likely sits next to you at a casino and has no idea what they're doing."
I had to register to share another one of this guy's videos (he has 26 of them).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLfGVuy7Ehs&feature=autoplay&list=ULnj8dYB9c9_I&lf=mfu_in_order&playnext=1
The best part, "....as a normal person would play. Not as I would play, but someone who most likely sits next to you at a casino and has no idea what they're doing."
zengrifter
Banned
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Michael Davids
BookerPA
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Now the circle is complete; I've seen everything. This person is obviously a patient at a private asylum; they have internet access and video equipment, and he gets to travel to Vegas. After watching a couple of these videos, I would have to assume that he is comped and they probably supply transportation. I know if I was involved in management at a casino, I would want to fill the place with mental paraplegics of this caliber.
Tarzan
Banned
Insane
I should charge people for a class in which I teach them nothing more than not to get sucked into taking these classes? Add this guy to the list of bogus "systems" that for a fee you can learn to be a worse player than you were before learning the system.
I sat through the entire video on the first link shown. It was ridiculous. He shouldn't have to charge the players/class attendees at all. The casinos should foot the bill for him giving these classes because it will increase their income at the blackjack tables. It's amazing what people can dream up and then try to pass off to others... for a fee!zengrifter said:
I should charge people for a class in which I teach them nothing more than not to get sucked into taking these classes? Add this guy to the list of bogus "systems" that for a fee you can learn to be a worse player than you were before learning the system.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOKoW8WdsDk&feature=related
Go to around 4:39. He stands 13 v 8, dealer shows a 6 under so he becomes all happy like he knew what he was doing. Draws a 3 (for 17), yet says he has 16, presumably thinking he would draw to bust out, yet pulls a 4 :laugh: I love this guy. Even when he's blatantly wrong, he attempts to cheat in order to make it looks like it works, then it backfires.
Go to around 4:39. He stands 13 v 8, dealer shows a 6 under so he becomes all happy like he knew what he was doing. Draws a 3 (for 17), yet says he has 16, presumably thinking he would draw to bust out, yet pulls a 4 :laugh: I love this guy. Even when he's blatantly wrong, he attempts to cheat in order to make it looks like it works, then it backfires.
joeblackjack
Member
http://youtu.be/dLfGVuy7Ehs?t=8m45s - "I'm loving that we're losing....I'm loving that we're losing!" A few seconds later at 9:15 in the same video, "Now, I have a 14, I'm gonna stay, especially against an 8....oh, I lose another hand. Isn't that amazing". This guy is comedy gold.
Just remember that if the dealer shows an Ace and you have 16 or less, always take insurance, and then surrender if the dealer doesn't have blackjack. Oh, and never double 11 if the dealer has a 7 or higher showing. It is, of course, a 50/50 shot to double 11 against anything below 7, so that's a personal choice. The same holds true for hitting a 12 vs. 3-5.....it's 50/50, so it's all about how you feel at the time. Finally, remember that you must only split Aces against 4-6. Against any other cards, you're crazy to split them.
It's truly painful to watch. I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight after watching this, just knowing that this guy is out there.
Just remember that if the dealer shows an Ace and you have 16 or less, always take insurance, and then surrender if the dealer doesn't have blackjack. Oh, and never double 11 if the dealer has a 7 or higher showing. It is, of course, a 50/50 shot to double 11 against anything below 7, so that's a personal choice. The same holds true for hitting a 12 vs. 3-5.....it's 50/50, so it's all about how you feel at the time. Finally, remember that you must only split Aces against 4-6. Against any other cards, you're crazy to split them.
It's truly painful to watch. I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight after watching this, just knowing that this guy is out there.
21gunsalute
Well-Known Member
Did anyone read the comments below the video?
"First couples of years I broke even, but received a lot of french benefits."
Okay, that explains it! :laugh:
"First couples of years I broke even, but received a lot of french benefits."
Okay, that explains it! :laugh:
BookerPA
Well-Known Member
After watching a portion of a couple of these videos, I started stuttering and twitching again. I posted the following in the "comment" section.
"I have viewed a portion of your videos and am at a loss for words. If this is your system, I will make the following offer. I will assume the house position with a bankroll of 50K. The rules of the game are 6Deck ( Zero penetration), DAS, 3:2 BJ, H17, Insurance. Additionally, I will pay for your transportation, room and board. If you are interested, please post a response. BookerPA"
"I have viewed a portion of your videos and am at a loss for words. If this is your system, I will make the following offer. I will assume the house position with a bankroll of 50K. The rules of the game are 6Deck ( Zero penetration), DAS, 3:2 BJ, H17, Insurance. Additionally, I will pay for your transportation, room and board. If you are interested, please post a response. BookerPA"
Habanero21
New Member
I can't watch more than a minute or two of this at a time. What's truly amazing to me is that this guy doesn't even get rule #1 of a con, which is to stack (in this case, literally) the deck in your favor before you show off your "winning system." Instead, he leaves it to chance that he comes out ahead putting a finer point on what an ignorant ass he is.joeblackjack said:
Habanero21
New Member
NAP said:
I wonder if he offers insurance and surrender on his seminar fees..........