Kicked out, and detained at a charity Las Vegas night.

[zengrifter]

Kicked out, and detained at a charity Las Vegas night.​

What can I say? z:laugh::laugh:g

 

[Sharky]

...I'm hitting on 16 and pulling a 5 or staying on 16 and the dealer is busting. Simple BS ...

sorry Shad, but that is NOT BS and i am sure there were SEVERAL other AP opportunities to exploit

nothing worse then getting backed off by a fireman...until you need him to save you home/family...you should have donated ALL the money

 

[aslan]

Your story doesn't add up. You said 3 or 4 rounds after each shuffle. Yet you also said you won 13 out of 14 hands after 2 shuffles.

It is for charity. You should not use counting skill to win. Bad karma.

Stop it, genius! :whip: Ex: [4] + [4] + [3-1] + [3] = 14 After the first two shuffles he had a streak that lasted 4 more shuffles, not to mention whatever he won in the first two shuffles and the shuffles after the "on fire" streak.

 

[aslan]

Shad - it sounds to me like one of your so-called "friends" ratted you out, and identified you to them as a card counter (not that it makes any difference). But because those idiots have no CLUE about card counters, and have heard that a card counter "ALWAYS WINS"; they freaked out. Remember; the casino industry has been very successful in convincing the general public that card counting is CHEATING.

If you can figure out which one of your (ex) friends it was, I would say he's in for a pretty good ass whipping!

BTW - if it were MY mother; she would be down at the fire house the very next morning, and she would be the chief's worst nightmare for some time to come! A mother simply DOES NOT LIKE IT when someone falsely accuses her child of wrongdoing! :whip:

It's funny the concepts people have about card counters. A guy today told me that the way the casinos stop counters is they use 7 and 8 decks to make it impossible to count.

 

[moo321]

They were running a charity event and had the sense to know you could have loaded the deck with tens or used counterfeit chips, but they didn't have the sense to keep ties? Or to know they might lose $125 on a $5 table?

The catholic churches around here all have fundraisers but they keep ties. I thought about holecarding one of them where the guy manually checked under every upcard, but the edge was small and I felt bad about it, even though I'm protestant.

 

[shadroch]

sorry Shad, but that is NOT BS and i am sure there were SEVERAL other AP opportunities to exploit

nothing worse then getting backed off by a fireman...until you need him to save you home/family...you should have donated ALL the money

What is not BS about hitting some 16s and not hitting others? Obviously pulling a 5 when hitting 16 isn't BS but neither would standing with the dealer showing a face card.

 

[shadroch]

They were running a charity event and had the sense to know you could have loaded the deck with tens or used counterfeit chips, but they didn't have the sense to keep ties? Or to know they might lose $125 on a $5 table?

The catholic churches around here all have fundraisers but they keep ties. I thought about holecarding one of them where the guy manually checked under every upcard, but the edge was small and I felt bad about it, even though I'm protestant.

They used to win pushs but no one played their games. "The Tie is Back" was a big promo about a year ago.

 

[Automatic Monkey]

...The catholic churches around here all have fundraisers but they keep ties. I thought about holecarding one of them where the guy manually checked under every upcard, but the edge was small and I felt bad about it, even though I'm protestant.

Why? You know they spend all their money on gold candlesticks anyway. :joker:

 

[Sucker]

And legal fees for defending against child molestation accusations. :sad:

 

[aslan]

And legal fees for defending against child molestation accusations. :sad:

Besides building churches and schools, where I live the majority of the money they collect goes to the very poor and needy.

 

[Blue Efficacy]

My day job involves loan applications. There was a pastor with a listed monthly income of over $9000.

No vow of poverty for them!:laugh:

 

[aslan]

My day job involves loan applications. There was a pastor with a listed monthly income of over $9000.

No vow of poverty for them!:laugh:

My pastor gives the majority of what he makes to the poor. No vow of poverty there either. It's voluntary. It's the kind of income redistribution the politicians don't seem to understand.

 

[Sucker]

And legal fees for defending against child molestation accusations. :sad:

Besides building churches and schools, where I live the majority of the money they collect goes to the very poor and needy.

I couldn't find a "tongue-in-cheek" simile, so I used sad instead. I agree with your statement; and I personally believe that religious institutions on the whole do MUCH more good than they do harm.