No offense taken and no need to apologize Mr. Aslan, I'm a good sport.aslan said:I apologize. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
But...Iron Man said:X 2. Is there a way to stop these guys from posting? I've been here for a while but don't post a lot and I am still just a member.
Hey, if you don't like this sistem you're free to come up with your own.aslan said:Which Jewish holidays? All major holidays? Do you include minor holidays? Eight day holidays? What about Yom Kippur? Does this apply to religious people and nonreligious people alike? Do you begin the holiday at sunset or at midnight? Does daylight savings time affect your calculation? So many things to know; so little time!
If this were a Jewish Holiday your IQ would have increased 10 points!Gamblor said:No I don't think its worth it. Reading the post, I think my IQ dropped about 10 points.
Now I get it! It's the Ozzy system!LovinItAll said:But...
YOU...ARE...IRON...MAN!!!! (Rock progression begins)
(Someone tell me I didn't just age myself into dust)
L.I.A.
Throw in a flying mammal head and the sistem is complete (well, and some very strong...uhm...party supplies).21gunsalute said:Now I get it! It's the Ozzy system!
Too late-you're already locked in.aslan said:The mods won't lock this thread so I'm locking myself out of it. View attachment 7779
Unless it's Yom Kippur. Then you'll be busting every hand and losing your wallet.LovinItAll said:Wrong. Anyone that plays on Jewish holidays will go bust automatically. Everyone knows that.
Eating Chinese food on said days is fine, though.
LIA
More like the coocoo (cuckoo) section. View attachment 7813 :laugh:metronome said:Where the hell is this thread goin' ?
Oh.... from the voodoo section to the doodoo section.....
and i'm goin' to the library...later :grin:
This is very true. Spelling, disjointed sentence structure, verb tense difficulties and subject/predicate agreement are clues to this. It's not fair game for joking. Only when someone posts something that is preposterous should we be laughing, but not based on their command of the English language.Lonesome Gambler said:Rolling your eyes at voodoo stuff is pretty standard, but I'm surprised that so many people are having a laugh at the misspelling of "system." You all do realize that we occasionally have posters come on here that do not speak English as a native language, right?
I noticed that, but was unsure what to make of it. Good eye. Maybe we can have another three or four pages about this. :laugh::laugh:metronome said:Actually, OP spells system correctly in his first sentence of text.
Perhaps we miss the sarcasm of his title.... or not
I'll help start the next one then... silliness, DELETE THIS USLESS THREAD PLEASE :laugh:aslan said:I noticed that, but was unsure what to make of it. Good eye. Maybe we can have another three or four pages about this. :laugh::laugh:
Depends on how dirty the ash trays are. zgaslan said:So, if the dealer does not bust, the dealer wins, and the player loses, does that count as +1 or +3?