What, that's no place to get laid! At least not with a real woman, maybe with some drunk young kid who is going to start sucking her thumb when she sees my siegeworks.
First of all if you want to have conversation you have to be in a place where you can hear each other talk. You pick out a girl who is dressed and acts like a decent lady, make eye contact and say "Hello." At that point you can usually tell in the next minute or two what she is looking for that night. Then it's your job to convince her you're a decent gentleman and willing and able to give her what she needs. Suggest the two of you go for a walk, take her someplace slightly more private, take her by the arm, get the timing right and kiss her (without asking permission, but still giving her a chance to get away) and then go for the gold.
At least, that's how we used to do it! How would one go about getting laid in one of these Las Vegas nightclubs these days? Serious question, because there are probably a lot of novice and journeyman AP's who would like to but don't dare try, and getting the most for your money is part of AP. (Maybe this would be a good sticky topic!)
