Ouch! Got hit in the face by dice!

[Wookets]

I'd like to train a rat to run across a table game, fetch a high-value chip out of the rack and return it to me. Some people are terrified of rats, it would make quite a scene! Maybe I could have the rat certified as a service animal so they can't forbid me to have it in the casino.

Now THIS would certainly be a site to see!

 

[zengrifter]

No use in answering all of the posts individual so I will all of them as a one answer fits all. AP = Low Life Hustler.

Take that ExCAA! zg

 

[tthree]

Why do I want this? Because I wanna make bank, bro. I wanna get a$$. And I wanna drive a Range Rover.

And I don't want to work for them.

 

[alwayssplitaces]

I really didn't make this up, it actually happened to me. It was a small cut on my cheek and I actually ended up laughing after the fact. The shooter felt sorry that the dice hit me and gave me a green chip to make amends; I didn't ask for anything.