cardcounter0
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Last weekend a friend came over and tried to put the touch on me. Seems he had $100 but needed $200 by the next day to pay a debt.
"So, pay just the $100 and pay the rest later", I said.
"Oh no.", he replied, "It is all or nothing, and if it is nothing I am in trouble".
"Okay, Give me the $100. There is a charity $3/$6 poker game at the American Legion. $100 is enough for a buy-in. I'll get in the game and double your money.", I said grabbing my shoes and putting them on.
"Can you guarentee that you will win?, what happens if you lose", he moaned.
I looked at him. "If you want guarentees, go to the bank and see what kind of return you will get. You said it was all or nothing, so if I lose you are still in the same boat, you can't pay. You have to give me a ride to the game, the oil is getting changed in my car."
"Okay", he agreed, "I will give you a ride to the American Legion, as soon as you double the $100 call me and I will pick you up".
So at exactly 8:00 pm I bought into the local no-fold 'em Hold -em $3/$6 limit gut-shot, flush-chasing, 7 to the flop game. At 9:00 pm, I took a short break, as they feed the players at the game (SINCE THEY TAKE A $6 RAKE!!!) and I ate some roast beef and mashed potatoes.
At 10:00 pm I called my friend. "Come get me, with your $100 buy-in you gave me and the $100 I won, you have your $200".
"WOOOHOOO! Man, I really owe you", he yelled into the phone.
"Don't worry about it. It was fun playing with the low limit donkeys again, and besides they fed me a good dinner", I said, "Now hurry up and come get me, there is a show on tv I want to watch at 10:30".
OKAY -- 2 hours of $3/$6 limit (with a break for dinner), and a $6 rake, I won $100 in those 2 hours.
How many big bets per hour was my win rate and how is that possible?
"So, pay just the $100 and pay the rest later", I said.
"Oh no.", he replied, "It is all or nothing, and if it is nothing I am in trouble".
"Okay, Give me the $100. There is a charity $3/$6 poker game at the American Legion. $100 is enough for a buy-in. I'll get in the game and double your money.", I said grabbing my shoes and putting them on.
"Can you guarentee that you will win?, what happens if you lose", he moaned.
I looked at him. "If you want guarentees, go to the bank and see what kind of return you will get. You said it was all or nothing, so if I lose you are still in the same boat, you can't pay. You have to give me a ride to the game, the oil is getting changed in my car."
"Okay", he agreed, "I will give you a ride to the American Legion, as soon as you double the $100 call me and I will pick you up".
So at exactly 8:00 pm I bought into the local no-fold 'em Hold -em $3/$6 limit gut-shot, flush-chasing, 7 to the flop game. At 9:00 pm, I took a short break, as they feed the players at the game (SINCE THEY TAKE A $6 RAKE!!!) and I ate some roast beef and mashed potatoes.
At 10:00 pm I called my friend. "Come get me, with your $100 buy-in you gave me and the $100 I won, you have your $200".
"WOOOHOOO! Man, I really owe you", he yelled into the phone.
"Don't worry about it. It was fun playing with the low limit donkeys again, and besides they fed me a good dinner", I said, "Now hurry up and come get me, there is a show on tv I want to watch at 10:30".
OKAY -- 2 hours of $3/$6 limit (with a break for dinner), and a $6 rake, I won $100 in those 2 hours.
How many big bets per hour was my win rate and how is that possible?