The never ending blackjack adventure.

[Ferretnparrot]

Seeing.a second redneck at the opposite end of the craps table with a large stack on the pass line, several young hoochies stand posed to work their game on wherever the money lands.

 

[blackjacktilt]

A seven rolls and he wins only $700 wishing he placed odds....

 

[alwayssplitaces]

Then he takes his winnings to the blackjack table

 

[prankster]

The two rednecks are still at the table. They turn and look at him as he approaches the table-"say,you ain't plannin' on sitting down here and messin' with the sacred flow of the cards are 'ya buddy"?

 

[blackjacktilt]

"Why yes I do" our hero replies.
He sits down, flat betting until half way through the shoe the running count hits +12.
He bets $50 x 2 with $350 left and....

 

[prankster]

quickly reminds the two gents with necks so red about Mr Mossberg out in his car!

 

[metronome]

As one mutters "lets git outta here 'for he brings in that Jew Mossberg and really screws up the flow", our hero realizes these two rednecks may really be smart Neo-Nazis and his worry subsides.

 

[Sharky]

next hand 'young gutter' deals the whole table max bet BJ's only to be stiffed, again, due to his poor attitude

 

[blackjacktilt]

ha ha

Dealer purposely knocks the shoe onto the floor, and destroys what our hero considered a good night.
SHUFFLE!!!

 

[alwayssplitaces]

While the dealer is picking up all the cards, the players help themselves to the chips in the chip rack, someone decides to take all the $25,000 chips.

 

[blazin22]

While the dealer is picking up all the cards, the players help themselves to the chips in the chip rack, someone decides to take all the $25,000 chips.

As the dust settles amid scenes of chaos, that "someone" just so happens to be our hero. With pockets bursting at the seems with rat-holed 25k chips our hero heads over to the 'Spaniard' to play some Single Deck blackjack With a vengeful glint in his eyes and firmly intent on utilizing a spread not seen since the hayday of the dotcom boom.

 

[alwayssplitaces]

He finds a single deck game and bets $5 on the first hand he plays.

 

[HockeXpert]

Being the only one in the place not betting white, a hooker is drawn to him like a moth to a light. She rubs up against him and asks what the huge bulge is in his pants to which he replies "which one?".

 

[alwayssplitaces]

He gives the hooker one of the $25k chips.

 

[metronome]

She then asks, "well big boy whatcha got in that other pocket ?"

 

[BrianCP]

Delicious sausages he replies! He takes one out and begins to eat as he searches for his boyfriend who was lost in the crowd earlier.

 

[Blue Efficacy]

After 3 decks, our hero is subsequently told no more blackjack at El Commode.

 

[Solo player]

He tires of the stench at the El Cammode. Adds another pinch of Skoal between the cheek and gum, wanders out the door, gets a cab and heads to Bellagio.

 

[alwayssplitaces]

He pays for the cab ride with a $25000 chip.