ihate17
Well-Known Member
From the Grand Muckity Muck
From the Grand Muckity Muck of the Sacred Holy Church of the All Knowing Sacred Flow.
As we are all knowing, our agents have discovered that within the forum there are untold sinners, heretics, and blasphemers, all taking the name of the Holy Flow in Vain. We are now taking down your names
The exaulted elders of our Church are now considering an Inquisition to purefy the game of blackjack and eject all non believers to purgatory or the slot machines, whichever is closer. "There is no place for either math, logic or common sense and it will not be tolerated", states Gary Loverman chuch elder. The use of ones brain should be illegal and payments are being made to Nevada politicians to just this unholy wrong within the law.
Our true believers, members of our church, lovingly known as Ploppies are encouraged to point out, comment about and in some cases bring physical threats to non believers who tamper or try to destroy the sacred flow. The casinos, who through their loving and charitable nature, house our 6 and 7 seat churches and enforce the rule against logic, are the greatest of allies in our battle against the barbaric non believers. Efforts will be increased to downgrade rules and catch brain users. Punishment to brain users will vary from ejection to the slot area, or all facilities, and to the back room where with the help of their paid shills, acting as Gaming agents or police, physical punishment for this horrible sin will be handed out.
May the Flow be with you.
From the Grand Muckity Muck of the Sacred Holy Church of the All Knowing Sacred Flow.
As we are all knowing, our agents have discovered that within the forum there are untold sinners, heretics, and blasphemers, all taking the name of the Holy Flow in Vain. We are now taking down your names
The exaulted elders of our Church are now considering an Inquisition to purefy the game of blackjack and eject all non believers to purgatory or the slot machines, whichever is closer. "There is no place for either math, logic or common sense and it will not be tolerated", states Gary Loverman chuch elder. The use of ones brain should be illegal and payments are being made to Nevada politicians to just this unholy wrong within the law.
Our true believers, members of our church, lovingly known as Ploppies are encouraged to point out, comment about and in some cases bring physical threats to non believers who tamper or try to destroy the sacred flow. The casinos, who through their loving and charitable nature, house our 6 and 7 seat churches and enforce the rule against logic, are the greatest of allies in our battle against the barbaric non believers. Efforts will be increased to downgrade rules and catch brain users. Punishment to brain users will vary from ejection to the slot area, or all facilities, and to the back room where with the help of their paid shills, acting as Gaming agents or police, physical punishment for this horrible sin will be handed out.
May the Flow be with you.