Blackjack Card Count Hoax

zengrifter

zengrifter

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Grant, best known as the most successful winning blackjack player and team organizer in the history of casino gaming has also been a tireless champion against casino cheating and bogus sellers of worthless card-counting systems. "Until now, players of blackjack and other table games were at the mercy of a RICO conspiracy between the casinos and the pathetic conmen system hustlers," says Grant.

From: Top Gambling Experts Form New Company to Assault Casinos
 
Katweezel

Katweezel

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Jack JSTAT Boot

JSTAT said:
I never claimed that QFIT was conspiring with casinos. I need to review QFIT'S software before I made claims about him " working with casinos." OFIT has condemned Stanford Wong and others for consulting with casinos. Sounds like a fine fellow and most likely we can get along.

I am not Doug Grant. Never aspired to be him. I am my own free soul. Now you want to boot me off your conspiracy page for posting truth that is backed up with facts? You can discuss if Jesus Christ is God and condemn him, that's within the boundries of the Zen Zone, right zg? Why do want to crucify me? For spreading the light?
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Welcome to The Zen Zone, JSTAT. I believe you... that you are not in fact, Doug Grant. (He agreed, when I asked him.)
Looks like you are jackbooted to here, for good; irony of ironies. But when you get bored with the same old push, you can start discussing Jesus; starting with this topic: "Would Jesus have seen my system as The Truth?" You could never do that over there now, could you...:)
 
zengrifter

zengrifter

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Katweezel said:
Welcome to The Zen Zone, JSTAT. I believe you... that you are not in fact, Doug Grant. (He agreed, when I asked him.)
Looks like you are jackbooted to here, for good; irony of ironies. But when you get bored with the same old push, you can start discussing Jesus; starting with this topic: "Would Jesus have seen my system as The Truth?" You could never do that over there now, could you...:)
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What system would Jesus use? zg
 
Katweezel

Katweezel

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Divine System, save one grand

zengrifter said:
What system would Jesus use? zg
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The same one the Pope can be seen using, in the recent picture on another ZZ thread, (where he is hitting his 14 V dealer 7 on a neutral count, with a radical departure from BS.) This system is available from the Vatican, @ $6000 a pop, which is $1000 cheaper than Aponte's; and works a lot better as well. For more info go to Vatican.com and search for: 'Divine System Inspired By... HIM.' JSTAT, you are livening the joint up! :joker:
 
Katweezel

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Conspiracy widens

daddybo said:
I wonder if the Illuminati are behind this? :laugh:
-jackbooted poster... wait.. I detect a long JSTAT reply!
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Nice one Dad... This is getting interesting. You have linked the illuminati, JSTAT and the jackboots. This is the perfect place for conspiracy theories. To those 3, let's add Aponte, Stanford Ferguson Wong, and Billy Mays while we are at it. I love complex conspiracy theories. Oh, I left out Elvis and... Michael J. :eyepatch:
 
zengrifter

zengrifter

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Katweezel said:
Nice one Dad... This is getting interesting. You have linked the illuminati, JSTAT and the jackboots. This is the perfect place for conspiracy theories. To those 3, let's add Aponte, Stanford Ferguson Wong, and Billy Mays while we are at it. I love complex conspiracy theories. Oh, I left out Elvis and... Michael J. :eyepatch:
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Thats enough - I want you to watch The Last Temptation and
then comment o0n the other thread... you'll be glad you did. zg
 
JSTAT

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Katweezel said:
Welcome to The Zen Zone, JSTAT. I believe you... that you are not in fact, Doug Grant. (He agreed, when I asked him.)
Looks like you are jackbooted to here, for good; irony of ironies. But when you get bored with the same old push, you can start discussing Jesus; starting with this topic: "Would Jesus have seen my system as The Truth?" You could never do that over there now, could you...:)
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Thanks for the warm welcome Katweezel. Jesus would have been convinced that my count works from reading my heart and mind. He would double 10k-20k playing 21 according to Matthew 25:14-30 in "The Parable of the Talents and Luke 19:11-26 in "The Parable of the Ten Minas."
 
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daddybo

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moo321 said:
Jesus is strictly hi-lo.
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Nope, moo. Jesus only used HiLo in multideck games.. he used the AlphaOmega II (AOII with Ace sidecount) for Single and DD Games. (Look it up in Revelation 22:13) He played all from Beginning to End. (They must have had great pen back then) :laugh:

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daddybo

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Automatic Monkey said:
So are you implying that Jesus preferred level 1 (unitarian) over level 3 (trinitarian) counting?
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Good One A.M.... I knew there was a joke or two in there somewhere. :laugh:
 
MoneyPlays

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Woe to you...

JSTAT said:
I am not Doug Grant. Never aspired to be him. I am my own free soul. Now you want to boot me off your conspiracy page for posting truth that is backed up with facts? You can discuss if Jesus Christ is God and condemn him, that's within the boundries of the Zen Zone, right zg? Why do you want to crucify me? For spreading the light?
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And there it is, the basis for all the JSTAT postings. He likes to be the martyr, the voice crying out in the wilderness, the light for a darkened world of blackjack buffoons. He wants to earn the Badge of Honor, get his posts locked. And feed the humongous ego. Spreading the light? I think not:

Isaiah 5:20- "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter."

Matthew 24:11- "and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people."

And Jesus used the good-evil count, which was a forerunner to the hi-lo. :devil:
 
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MoneyPlays said:
And there it is, the basis for all the JSTAT postings. He likes to be the martyr, the voice crying out in the wilderness, the light for a darkened world of blackjack buffoons. He wants to earn the Badge of Honor, get his posts locked. And feed the humongous ego. Spreading the light? I think not:

Isaiah 5:20- "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter."

Matthew 24:11- "and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people."

And Jesus used the good-evil count, which was a forerunner to the hi-lo. :devil:
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If he wants to be the martyr, we can nail him to the cross and see if he can rise from the dead 3 days later. If he does maybe then will he have some followers.
 
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shadroch

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I say we nail him to the doors of a church and feed him a diet of worms, just like they did to Martin Luther King.
 
Katweezel

Katweezel

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World scoop

Automatic Monkey said:
So are you implying that Jesus preferred level 1 (unitarian) over level 3 (trinitarian) counting?
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World first! Read all about it! Jesus and the Pope play AP Blackjack, together only on the Zen Zone,:angel: now!
 
zengrifter

zengrifter

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MoneyPlays said:
And there it is, the basis for all the JSTAT postings. He likes to be the martyr, the voice crying out in the wilderness, the light for a darkened world of blackjack buffoons.
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I just broke the Katweezel Code - JSTAT = JESUS
 
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