Vegas baby, Vegas...
Vegas Diary, day before (V minus 1)
Arranged to take friday off work. Dropped my car off at the shop for maintenance, picked up a loaner car. Left town about 7:30pm. The loaner car was an Audi A3, neat little car, and it can go
fast, got it up to 100mph when I wasn't paying attention for a bit. Not a lot to do when driving in the Mojave, had to stop for a 30 minute nap when I got tired.
Arrive at Green Valley Ranch at about 1:00AM (my stepdad was in Vegas for a conference, offered to share the room). Even though I'm beat, I make a quick stop at the tables. Sit down at a $5 6D game. Nothing special, rules-wise, and I'm really tired. Play one shoe, heads-up, the count goes nuclear, and I end up winning over $300.
And the room? There was a clerical error or something, and the room was a suite that's twice as big as my apartment. 4 flat screen TV's, full dining table, etc. Nice. (noise from the nightclub's patio was a minor factor at night, though).
Friday (V Day)
Get up semi early (8-9am), and wander downstairs. Find a sparsely populated double deck game (GVR's DD game is pretty competent). Play for like 20 minutes, win a little over $100. Now it's time for corn flakes.
Go to the bank and withdraw my "real" gambling bankroll. I'm fearing a huge losing streak this trip, so I pull cash so I have $3k in my pocket. I feel like a drug dealer. Then I go to the offices of the Las Vegas Advisor (near the Rio), and pick up my Pocketbook of Values. Go on a mini-coupon run in the area.
I was surprised that
The Palms had reasonable 8D games to offer. I thought they marketed to hipster doofuses. Did some backcounting, and played through a shoe or two. Won about $60. Also, hot cocktail waitresses.
Went by
Palace Station to cash a coupon. Seemed to have good games on paper, but the DD games were too expensive, and the 6D games were very full. Walked up to the last table with the last spot available, stood there (not even a free chair!) and placed my bet with my match play. Ended up drawing to a five-card 21. Dealer flips over a 20, everyone loses but me. I pick up the chips, wish the table luck, and walk off, and a couple ploppies got
pissed. The most pissed I've gotten a ploppy at me. I mean... Atlantic City pissed. Glad I wasn't trying to stay and play.
Moved over to the
Stratosphere to check out their funbook. Nice funbook. Played some of their DD game at a $10 table (also competent). Two other guys at the table, and oh look! One of them's counting cards! But I was there first! We must be using different counts, but he's definitely doing a straight counting game. Then the old civilian guy leaves, so it's just us two. Even worse, me and this guy are - in terms of style and personality - basically the same person, except he was a little older. He was probably at the table for about 30 minutes, just being generally amused by the situation, but then decided it was ridiculous and left. Counter-boy also decided to color up at the same time. Sheesh, what a bunch of amateurs we are. Left with $10 more than I came in with.
After a break for lunch and stuff, I dragged my stepdad Downtown.
Made a beeline to
El Cortez. I had hyped this up in my mind, and was kind of looking forward to the prospect of being thrown out. However, I didn't want to get thrown out
instantly, so I sat at their doubledeck table (2 or 3 other players there). I was betting $10, maxing out at around $75 in very high counts, never spreading to two hands. The dealer was pretty new, and made lots of little playing or payout mistakes, so everyone had to keep on their toes. Also, EC had a side bet that paid 2.5 to 1 on a certain combo, so the game moved glacially slow.
Oh, and did I mention the penetration? Dear god it was wonderful, dealt down to half a deck every single time, and the cards were even dealt out from a shoe, face up. Was it christmas already?
As for heat, well, I was kind of disappointed. There wasn't any. Once my bets crossed about $50, the dealer called "checks play". Fortunately, the count stayed high (or at least high enough), where I could just keep that bet out there at a constant amount, and the dealer called out "checks play" time after time. Finally, the count just couldn't support that bet any more, so I bet one green with a couple reds, and the dealer still called "checks play". Sweet. By this point, the effect on the pit seemed to be be the same as crying wolf. After an hour ended up winning nearly $500. Plus, Hal even won a tiny bit on the slots.
By now, it was Friday night, and Freemont street was packed. Had a hard time finding
any open table, let alone a good one. Plus, every time we stopped somewhere, Hal got glued to a slot machine. I went into Golden Gate to play a coupon, and ended up in a heads-up 6D shoe game. It was a bad shoe game (no surrender, not even DAS, I think). Penetration was also poor (probably 2 decks cut off) but I needed to kill time, so there I was. After a bit a trio of youngish guys came in and were playing $100 or so a hand. Anyway, I ended up in a count with two large bets out ($70 ish, all red). Then I started getting 8's, and double downs, and my 2x bets turned into 5x or 6x bets. I was ten bucks short on one double down, so I let the guy next to me top it off rather than go in my wallet. Dealer busted, so that turned into a great hand, the dealer actually ran out of reds paying me off. As you might guess this was my best session of the trip, ending up $780. (Hal got mauled by their slots).
... as you may have noticed, I hadn't yet had a losing session. Needless to say, I was waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Went by
Four Queens, heard that they had a single deck game. They did, but it was full. Sat down at a doubledeck game, and realized after a bit that it wasn't that great (fairly full table, and no DAS). Not only that, but I got a little unlucky, and booked a loss of $108. I was a little mad at myself for not noticing the little sign about nDAS before I sat down.
The scene downtown was too crowded and loud for either of our tastes, so we called it a night. It did seem like people were just having more fun downtown than on the strip.
Saturday (V plus 1)
Checked out GVR for breakfast. Played the doubledeck game for only like 20 minutes, won about $260. Crazy.
Wanted to hit up the south strip, so went to Monte Carlo (it looked affordable for my bankroll). What a weird mismash of tables. All shoe games, but some are $10 6D H17, some are $10 8D H17, and some are $25 8D S17. Strange. This was more like playing back home, so I did some backcounting and wonging. When I handed my players card to the floor supervisor, I was informed that $10 bets weren't enough to get rated, it required $25 bets, and my card was returned. After a while, when I bet 2x$50, the supervisor asked for my card again.
I was backcounting one of the 8D tables where one guy was playing. Not even halfway in the shoe, the count got pretty good, so I wonged in, betting around $25 or $50. I hadn't actually noticed that it was a $25 table until I tried to spread to two hands with insufficient bets (doh). However, the count very quickly went off the charts, and I was basically just betting 2x$75 for the next four decks out of the shoe. And what happened here was
terrifying. I had sat down with about $150 in random chips. Gone. Bought in for $200. Gone. Another $200. Gone. Another $300, lost $200 very quickly. I had just seen $700 evaporate in front of me in 5 minutes. Here was that taste of that negative variance I was waiting for with my newly upgraded bet spread. The good news? While it was scary, I was pretty much on autopilot, and it didn't affect my play.
Also, we were
still playing the same shoe. So after getting clobberated, I went on a fearsome winning streak, which basically repaired all the damage. I had to take a break and catch my break. Played a little more. Finally I did the math, and I figured left with $80 more than when I started.
(Postscript: next day, while packing, I found a $100 Monte Carlo chip. So I guess I did better than I thought).
Went to
Caesar's. That was a big "WTF?!" moment for me, and I think I learned a valuable lesson about looking at a two-month-old edition of CBJN. On paper, it seemed like I'd find a good game. In actuality, what I encountered was a war crime of blackjack. Shoe games, double 9, 10, 11, only,
no DAS, and of course, no surrender. Also, the games were all $15 or $25, which is just too much for me. It was only in the high-ish roller $50 and $100 games where you got DOA and DAS back. The whole situation just enraged me. More than CSMs enrage me!
Went on a really unpleasant driving, parking, and walking experience to get from Monte Carlo to the Wynn, where we were going to see a show. I'm never going to park at the IP ever again, even if it's the last parking garage on earth. It's a total rat's nest. The show was Monty Python's
Spamalot and it was highly enjoyable.
Walked across the street to
New Frontier, and started out at a heads up 6D game (another couple players were in and out). Dealer seemed pretty sharp, knew his basic strategy. Worse, when my bets rose near the end of the shoe, he moved the cut card on the next shoe from about 1.5 decks to 2+ decks. Count still got good, and bets still rose, and next shoe, the cutoff point was nearly 50%. Holy crap, I was getting douched. That's when I stopped tipping. Amusingly, I still got in a few big bets on that last shoe, and decided it was time (under 1 hour total) to get out of dodge. Won $47.50.
It was St. Patty's day, so the whole "loud/crowded" effect began to dominate, so it was time to call it a night again.
Sunday (V plus two)
Dropped by the GVR table games section again, sat down at a $10 double deck game next to an asian lady who was betting $100+ a hand. After about 2 hands, I realize that I'm at a
Super Fun 21 table. Jesus, I'm too stupid to live again. But the count had gotten really high, so I tried some big bets (what the hell, right?), and lost them. Then I moved to a proper blackjack table. One other lady was there, she busted out after a while, then the asian lady moved over, too. She seemed to be a regular. Then I had a hand where I doubled A,7 vs a 2, and she expressed her alarm. We both one the hand, but she got up and left. She wasn't a jerk or anything, but I was pretty sure I spooked her. The dealer agreed. Total length of the session was almost 1.5 hours. Was steaming a bit from the losses at the SF21 table. Walked away with $30 more than when I started.
Then, I finally made it to
Slots-a-Fun, which I heard had a good low-roller game. Found an empty $5 doubledeck game (D8, but S17 and DAS allowed). One other lady sat down and we played at the same time. Count got high, placed some big bets, and lost them. Dealer commented on my hitting of 16s, pointed out the single deck 6:5 game next door, and noted the nonchalance with which I went into my wallet for more funds (and at this point, I had all my cash in there, and I think he had an angle on it, so I looked like a drug dealer again). He beat me with yet another big bet out, but the count was extra-juicy. Right as I'm about to put out a whopper of a bet he says "here, let me shuffle these up for you, start fresh". Inside my mind screamed
"Nooo!", but my outside just shrugged and made a dopey expression.
Anyway, it was time for a new dealer, she seemed nice enough. Had a bunch of low-count runs, or cases where the count didn't get high until too late before the shuffle, but I was already concerned. Then the count spikes on one hand just as three people sit at the table. Dealer looks, sees 3 new people, and me with two bets out now, and decides to shuffle again. I think "maybe it's because there's too many players". But now I was just playing to see confirm what was going on. I played my small bets, and 3 or 4 times, when I would just get ready to place a big bet, she would shuffle up. (not
after they were placed, but
before)
Holy ****, I was being preferentially shuffled!. I hadn't ever seen this before, but I guess the dealer (maybe even
both dealers), could count, and were shuffling up every time it got high, while still being all smiles and wishing the players luck. I got pretty pissed off, mainly at the seeming duplicity of the act. Not only that, but it was hurting the low-rolling college kids at the table just as bad as it was hurting me. It seemed like a real waste of card-counting-dealer talent to use on a game with a $5 minimum.
After thinking about it some more, I can see why a casino might use this policy. Even a smoothly-delivered backoff could create a customer service issue if the player turned out not to be counting. While with this method, ploppies don't really know what's happening, and the card counter leaves. However, the two-faced nature of it really pissed me off.
I finally bailed, and had $350 less than when I started. Then I drove home, and got to experience Sunday traffic on I-15. Yuck. Probably added 40 minutes to the drive compared to Thursday night.
Conclusions and Navel-Gazing.
I ended up inflating my bankroll by almost $1600 (I stole $20 out of it to pay for the show ticket). Considering my EV for the weekend was probably $100-$200, this was a damn good result. Not only did I far exceed EV, but I also did it with much less turbulence than I had expected. Basically, the trip was a little bit charmed. It also means I haven't yet experienced a truly nasty swing with increased bets, which is bad from an experiential standpoint (but good from a financial one).
Travel expenses were limited to $110 in gas and a $10 housekeeping tip, thanks to mooching off Hal. I'm still not deducting travel expenses from the bankroll. I don't think that trips to Vegas are yet a +EV consideration if mooching is not avaialble.
I need to work on a way to make an
immediate dumb impression on casino personnel. Which is a pain, because an "act" just seems so... theatrical.
I shouldn't go coupon-running and table-hopping with a slot player that likes to camp out at one machine and feed it money.
Weekend nights are pretty worthless as far as playing conditions go. I guess that's the time to spend on other things, like eating, sleeping, or having fun.
I must avoid driving on S Las Vegas Blvd at all times of every day.