Weekend Warriors

[jack.jackson]

you mean like the time you pinched her nose shut while she was sleepin? no wonder your in hot water...
and Kasi'll probably not be allowed back on the computer for a week or two now.

I dont know? But the other day she put ant and roach poison behind the toilet and didnt tell me about. So along i come and take a **** right? I procedd to stand up and scratch my ass OK. I turn my head and see this white powder stuff behind the toilet. Dumbass me automatically presumes its coke or something and proceeds to do a big ass line.(she alsleep at the time)

Well to make a long story short, this was about 2 weeks ago and I only done it, to verify it was drugs which Im partially against her doing. OK! Now I didnt get sick or anything but for the last couple of days Ive been gettin hit with these serious heart jolts(like the paddles or something). its pretty scary.

I almost think she did on purpose.

Ps Ive been sneezing alot. I think im gonna live

 

[aslan]

I dont know? But the other day she put ant and roach poison behind the toilet and didnt tell me about. So along i come and take a **** right? I procedd to stand up and scratch my ass OK. I turn my head and see this white powder stuff behind the toilet. Dumbass me automatically presumes its coke or something and proceeds to do a big ass line.(she alsleep at the time)

Well to make a long story short, this was about 2 weeks ago and I only done it, to verify it was drugs which Im partially against her doing. OK! Now I didnt get sick or anything but for the last couple of days Ive been gettin hit with these serious heart jolts(like the paddles or something). its pretty scary.

I almost think she did on purpose.

Ps Ive been sneezing alot. I think im gonna live

Let me get this straight. You were crawling around behind the toilet scooping up a white powdery substance that you thought she either hid there or accidentally dropped there (out of the way behind the toilet). You, in your gallantry, sacrificed your body to determine if said substance was indeed the real thing, not bothering to smell its noxious odor or taste test the acrid stuff. By now I would say you are probably out of danger, and ant and roach free, although you might want to check in with your family doctor to be sure. Also, be alert for any changes in your behavior, like attempting to crawl into tight places (like behind toilets I suppose) or attempting to tunnel into the dirt in your back yard. Other than that, you are probably okay. You might also see if you can balance your sofa on your back while walking around the block in your neighborhood. This would be a telltale sign of some residual effect of the ant poison. Good luck! Please let us know if you continue having any problems. Thanks.

 

[jack.jackson]

Let me get this straight. You were crawling around behind the toilet scooping up a white powdery substance that you thought she either hid there or accidentally dropped there (out of the way behind the toilet). You, in your gallantry, sacrificed your body to determine if said substance was indeed the real thing, not bothering to smell its noxious odor or taste test the acrid stuff. By now I would say you are probably out of danger, and ant and roach free, although you might want to check in with your family doctor to be sure. Also, be alert for any changes in your behavior, like attempting to crawl into tight places (like behind toilets I suppose) or attempting to tunnel into the dirt in your back yard. Other than that, you are probably okay. You might also see if you can balance your sofa on your back while walking around the block in your neighborhood. This would be a telltale sign of some residual effect of the ant poison. Good luck! Please let us know if you continue having any problems. Thanks. View attachment 632

I knowwww.....I knowwww......Im and Idiot:laugh: I did taste it. It had no taste. You see she used to have a drug problem that I fought her to get off of, right. Well she was notorious for hiding stuff in the bathroom. Also, she had it in a coffe filter plus I was half drunk. She also mixed it with a little flower and sugar with kinda made it look more like the real thing.

Now, now, I wasnt crawling around behind the toilet. I just happened to turn my head the right way and seen it. After I done 1 line, I went and woke her up, Saying you know "what the hell is this" she's like OMG dont touch that stuff and Im like why? She said" because its ant and roach poison

Anyway im dead serious and I hope you got a good laugh. Well a t least she and a few others did anyway. After they realized I was ok.

Aslan you crack me up.

 

[aslan]

Aslan's Report

Latest Session: Dollars 2,500 Hands 185

..............................Amount.....Hands
Previous..................$14,436......3,546
Latest Session...........$2,500.........185
Cumulative Totals.....$16,936.......3,731

Haven't heard from you recently, jack. You're still okay, aren't you? I mean after ingesting the poison.

 

[jack.jackson]

Latest Session: Dollars 2,500 Hands 185

..............................Amount.....Hands
Previous..................$14,436......3,546
Latest Session...........$2,500.........185
Cumulative Totals.....$16,936.......3,731

Haven't heard from you recently, jack. You're still okay, aren't you? I mean after ingesting the poison.

Its been about 2 or 3 weeks now since the incident. And I think im gonna live. Ive been takin aspirin on a daily basis, cut down to a few cigs and few cups of cofee per day. Been eatin a few Bananas(heard there good for the heart. Seems to be doing alot better than what it was. This morning I woke-up with a little soar throat, with a slight taste and feeling kinda ache. As the day progressed, my health seemed to return to its natural state.

It seems like it may take a couple more days before it completely dissapates.

Curiosity killed the :cat:

Overall I think im fine. Thank for asking As:dog:lan

 

[sagefr0g]

Its been about 2 or 3 weeks now since the incident. And I think im gonna live. Ive been takin aspirin on a daily basis, cut down to a few cigs and few cups of cofee per day. Been eatin a few Bananas(heard there good for the heart. Seems to be doing alot better than what it was. This morning I woke-up with a little soar throat, with a slight taste and feeling kinda ache. As the day progressed, my health seemed to return to its natural state.

It seems like it may take a couple more days before it completely dissapates.

Curiosity killed the :cat:

Overall I think im fine. Thank for asking As:dog:lan

wow, yeah sorry about that jj. sorry i was egging you on but really i was just joking around. but anyway take care.

 

[sagefr0g]

i'm in a holding pattern

up $55,022.00
9,770 hands
doo dahh

 

[aslan]

wow, yeah sorry about that jj. sorry i was egging you on but really i was just joking around. but anyway take care.

Geeesh! I thought everyone had mysteriously vanished...maybe that rapture thingy...good to see a living breathing human being on the forum...what's happening, Mr. Fr0g?

 

[aslan]

Aslan's Report

Latest Session: Dollars $2,075 Hands 92

..............................Amount.....Hands
Previous..................$16,936.......3,731
Latest Session...........$2,075...........92
Cumulative Totals.....$19,001.......3,823

 

[jack.jackson]

wow, yeah sorry about that jj. sorry i was egging you on but really i was just joking around. but anyway take care.

Im not goin anywhere. For the record, I cant wait to start posting here on a more frequent basis.
Its just that Ive been workin part-time. Still havin computer problems(hard to find good help over the Internet). It seems Ive just made things worse. The computer I have is a really nice system w/ a big screen monitor and Im not happy unless its runnin at peak performance. In a way, I think I went and messed it up deliberately just to see if I could fix it:laugh: Im like that! Nevertheless My Registry is seriously corrupted!(or hacked) I can put a Desktop Icon on top of another one. "Youre not supposed to able to do that." Im a memeber in like, 6 different, Computer forums. You cant keep askin a bunch of technical questions on the same forum.lol Today I signed up over at Major geeks. Have like 60 posts over at tech spot(Xfactor).(Dont laugh, Im new to this). I Even have BJinfo in my signature

Things have to balance themselves out. For example, when you see the boards inactive one day(or several) you can only expect them to be active the next. Its the same reason why make-up sex works after an arguement. Or the more it rains, the less likely its gonna keep rainin. The hotter it is, the less likely its gonna stay hot.

You'll always know what somebodys thinkin, because they're always thinkin the same thing you are. We all seem to be edge right now(including myself). When that sense fades, are subconscious will somehow mysteriously know it and things will return to normal. Kinda like how a dog picks-up when your afraid of it.

Ill be back. If not,
1. Im dead
2. No access to comp or having difficulties

But sooner or later ill be back.

 

[jack.jackson]

Session1/18,725.....10,231

Session2/1,072$...2,968
________________________
Total://19,797$...13,199

Will update scoreboard after I have a nap.


Anyone Interested in meeting up and playing in a tournament over at bet 21? We could arrange a time or what have ya.

 

[aslan]

Aslan's Report

Latest Session: Dollars -$650 Hands 742

..............................Amount.......Hands
Previous..................$19,001.......3,823
Latest Session...........- $650..........742
Cumulative Totals.....$18,351.......4,565

This last session I was down over $5,000. You won't catch me betting $50 minimum with a $5,000 bankroll in real life. Lol But of course we have much more than $5,000 backing us up.

 

[Canceler]

Will update scoreboard after I have a nap.

Might as well throw this in, too. I've been trying like mad to play through this, but the more I play, the worse it gets.

Lately I've been reading a novel that's mainly about a submarine. Maybe that's why I'm underwater, and going deeper. I need to find a book about airplanes.

 

[sagefr0g]

ain't playing worth a crap & no luck on top of it

up $50,022.00
10,849 hands

lost about $20,000.00 in 4,848 hands or so :whip: almost two std dev's worth of my luck lol.

 

[jack.jackson]

Weekend Warriors:

Rules:6D,S17,DA2,DAS,/HA-.40

Conditions:Headsup,Playall,80%,Pen,100KBR

Warriors:

-----------Dollars.........Hands played

Sagefrog//+50,022$......10,849
Canceler//+-15,726$.....23,716
Ghostrider+19,797$.....13,199
Aslan////+18,351$$..........4,565
K_C/////+750$............91
Kasi/////0.00$.............177
____________________________

Total:+$73,194.......52,597

Will we make it to 100K??? Were goin down, not up..lol Except for Aslan.

O and Canceler. Stick to the Airplane books!

 

[aslan]

Will we make it to 100K??? Were goin down, not up..lol Except for Aslan.

O and Canceler. Stick to the Airplane books!

I went down this time, too. And it was a long session. Shades of the real world. Hang in there--we'll make it. We have the odds on our side!

 

[sagefr0g]

Quote:
Originally Posted by jack,jackson

Will we make it to 100K??? Were goin down, not up..lol Except for Aslan.

O and Canceler. Stick to the Airplane books!

I went down this time, too. And it was a long session. Shades of the real world. Hang in there--we'll make it. We have the odds on our side!View attachment 657

we got 52,597 hands now. we are in the wonderful land of N0
def N0: N0. (N-zero) A mathematical term that reflects the number of hands required to be played with a certain set of rules and strategy before the player is ahead by at least one standard deviation.
we are up between 1 std dev and a high 1 std dev. and that brings up a question. what's the explaination or definition of a standard deviation level as opposed to a high standard deviation level?
so but life is good. just follow the yellow brick road lol.

 

[Canceler]

I can't win...

Just had a little "blink" in the electricity here. Not enough to mess up my digital clocks even. But it did erase about six shoes worth of play.
And I had actually WON a few dollars. :cry:

 

[aslan]

Just had a little "blink" in the electricity here. Not enough to mess up my digital clocks even. But it did erase about six shoes worth of play.
And I had actually WON a few dollars. :cry:

Good training for handling real life distractions and disturbances at the blackjack table while maintaining perfect zen-like composure.

 

[aslan]

Latest Session: Dollars -$1,975 Hands 188

..............................Amount.......Hands
Previous..................$18,351.......4,565
Latest Session.........-$1,975..........188
Cumulative Totals.....$16,376.......4,753