Oh, I've had Guinness and Jameson at the same time. Ever try an Irish carbomb?aslan said:You Guinness fans ought to try Jameson. But my favorite is Macallan. It's not Irish, but it will cure whatever ails you. You have my word on it.
Jackson! Where did you come up with that one!!!!jack said:Favorite Beer: Fosters and HoneyBrown Financial Compromise: Keystone Premium.
Favorite Liquor: Dr. Mcgillicuddy(Vanilla) /Disaranno/Vodka and V8
Before:toast:.........After :vomit:
Sounds really special.shadroch said:I used to love an Irish whiskey named Celtic Cross,but I think it went under.
Had a damn fine one called Connamora Cask Reserve on 3-17. Real special stuff that isn't sold to just anyone.
Oh that....I thought of that one morning, when I woke up face-down on the pavement, laying in vomit, after a long nite out.aslan said:Jackson! Where did you come up with that one!!!!
I don't much drink but when I DO drink, it's either scotch or whiskey. Up.aslan said:No Scotch drinkers here. I think the title of my book will be, "Card Counters Don't Drink Scotch."
"That's because we have too many card counters coming in, cheating, and stealing our money."blackjack avenger said:I think I read recently that Harrahs is not doing so well.
"Our rules are the most fair, best blackjack rules in all the gaming industry. Our rules will be even better and more fair when we convert to 1-1 payoffs for blackjack, and deploy the 'Model 342 Harrah's CSM' which removes all 10s from the 12 decks we use on our blackjack tables, except in circumstances where the dealer has a hand totalling 11. This makes an improved game with more pleasure for the players."blackjack avenger said:Harrahs is known for bad rules.
Doofus said:"That's because we have too many card counters coming in, cheating, and stealing our money."
"Our rules are the most fair, best blackjack rules in all the gaming industry. Our rules will be even better and more fair when we convert to 1-1 payoffs for blackjack, and deploy the 'Model 342 Harrah's CSM' which removes all 10s from the 12 decks we use on our blackjack tables, except in circumstances where the dealer has a hand totalling 11. This makes an improved game with more pleasure for the players."
Happy Gaming!
-Gary Loveman,
CEO
Harrah's
Sorry, I'm not getting this. Is Doofus saying he is Gary Loveman, CEO of Harrah's, or is he just making a joke? You seem to be taking him seriously. Am I missing something?jack said:Maaaan, what the hell you talking about? Not only are you Dizzy, your twisted as well. Can you Honestly say these are good rules.?
Ya its Him!! And Thats what hes saying!aslan said:Sorry, I'm not getting this. Is Doofus saying he is Gary Loveman, CEO of Harrah's, or is he just making a joke? You seem to be taking him seriously. Am I missing something?
I think it's safe to say he's being sarcastic. :laugh:jack said:Ya its Him!! And Thats what hes saying!
Can you believe this guy?
I dont think so Von. Hes definetly an Imposter.vonQuux said:I think it's safe to say he's being sarcastic. :laugh:
vQ
Perhaps we're talking about different things. I'm saying this is almost certainly sarcasm:jack said:I dont think so Von. Hes definetly an Imposter.