HAHAHAhAHAHA amazing! i'm going to copy that into my playbook!ihate17 said:Idiot that I am, I went and put out an insurance bet which made the dealer laugh as he pushed it back to me.
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Excellent Camo and it cost u nothing! LOLihate17 said:Idiot that I am, I went and put out an insurance bet which made the dealer laugh as he pushed it back to me.ihate17
Call it camo, call it part of my act, but in truth I just like to have fun at the tables. I joke with pits and dealers all the time. One thing I like to do when I have lost several hands in a row is put 50 cents in the betting circle and ask the dealer if she thinks this is overbetting.Kasi said:Excellent Camo and it cost u nothing! LOL
Since a dealer 10 will result in a hand of 18 or higher over 50% of the time, my guess is that a 2 is about the equivilant of a 9. So should I announce in the future that the 2 is the dealer's 9 or is it still really the dealer's2?rogue1 said:According to Avery Cardoza when the dealers' upcard is a 2 he will get a hand of 18 or better slightly more than 50% of the time.
Yes, but there's also a difference in "gambling" and "playing" right???Preston said:But I honestly do feel that there is no "always" in gambling... no matter what you play.
people who say the whole dealer's 2 bit, i'm going to start asking them what the dealer's 8 is? etc... because inquiring minds.....ihate17 said:Since a dealer 10 will result in a hand of 18 or higher over 50% of the time, my guess is that a 2 is about the equivilant of a 9. So should I announce in the future that the 2 is the dealer's 9 or is it still really the dealer's2?
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By playing one hand or one million hands correctly, you are increasing your chance of winning more in certain situations and losing less in other situations. Some times the percentage change is very very small but playing right is always right and if you do happen to have played a million hands the difference can be very large.manray said:Yes, but there's also a difference in "gambling" and "playing" right???
When I follow bs 100% and do not vary my bets, then I am playing.
But if I put down a one time bet of $1000, draw 17 against a dealer 10 and hit it because "my gut tells me to." then I am gambling. And stupid.
Sure, there is a ton of luck involved with blackjack. But I personally believe the more basic strategy, advanced strategy plays and learning to count makes it less of a gamble every single hand...
Maybe thats just splitting hairs. But that's how I feel. HAHA "that's what my gut tells me."
somehow that makes sense to me but i'm not sure why. can you explain how it would be that having played a 'large' number of hands makes for a small percentage being transformed into a large percentage. or am i just totally misunderstanding your point?ihate17 said:..... Some times the percentage change is very very small but playing right is always right and if you do happen to have played a million hands the difference can be very large.
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Sonny said:Not splitting 8,8 vs. 10 will cost you -0.06% while 8,8 vs. 9 will cost a whopping -0.12%. The combined conditional effect of these two mistakes is about -0.2%. That's more money down the drain...
-Sonny-
To your point, one can expect to be ahead about 40% of the time after 5000 hands of flat-betting BS.SPX said:It's silly to act as of the BS player can't win money. I once hand dealt 5000 hands (took me a month), dealt out to 4 different "players", and ran a betting analysis and after I was done, with all players flat betting 3 were ahead and only one was behind. .
1) Really for the average player, it's about sitting at the right table at the right time. This is were luck enters the game. Perhaps the three out of my four players were just lucky. But it proves it can happen.Kasi said:To your point, one can expect to be ahead about 40% of the time after 5000 hands of flat-betting BS.
I think he's saying that over time a small percentage will translate to a large number of dollars.sagefr0g said:somehow that makes sense to me but i'm not sure why. can you explain how it would be that having played a 'large' number of hands makes for a small percentage being transformed into a large percentage. or am i just totally misunderstanding your point?
right, i was probably putting words in his mouth :joker: ....Canceler said:I think he's saying that over time a small percentage will translate to a large number of dollars.
My fault, I should have been clearer. The small percentage gain, remains a small percentage but if you have put millions of dollars into action, that small percentage gain results in a lot of money in your pocket.sagefr0g said:somehow that makes sense to me but i'm not sure why. can you explain how it would be that having played a 'large' number of hands makes for a small percentage being transformed into a large percentage. or am i just totally misunderstanding your point?
hotroddy said:Back to dumb stuff people say...
Last night an older man sat down and immediately started making fun of the people at the table who weren't playing basic strategy. Not to their face, but just quietly to me because I was sitting beside him. After about 15 hands or so he was dealt A-7 against a dealer 6, and stood. After he stood, this was the conversation that took place:
Hotroddy: Really? I thought you played basic strategy?
Oldman: I do, but A-7 isn't a hit against a 6.
Hr: No, it's a double against a 6 actually.
Om: No way, never. Besides, basic strategy doesn't work.
Hr: Well you're going to lose money either way, you're just going to lose a lot less money in the long run if you actually play basic strategy.
Om: Nope, I guarantee you will win money if you don't play basic strategy. Basic strategy doesn't work in this game anyways because the dealer only has one card. Besides, if basic strategy works so well, why isn't the guy who invented it playing blackjack? Because it doesn't work.
At this point I let out a little chuckle, agreed with everything he said from then on, watched him double 3-4's against K's, split 10's against 4's, and watched him leave up $1100 after an hour betting $50. The funny thing is, seeing as positive variance was with him, he'll think he's right.
That completely makes sense. However, he was doing things opposite of what the count warranted, and there was no hole card, so this guy wasn't nearly as smart as you, or an AP.ihate17 said:Hotroddy
When I am playing and I can see the dealers hole card almost all the time, I can often use someone like yourself to throw my voodoo comments out and then do things like double 9 against a dealer 10 because I know he has a 6 in the hole and so one.
I say a lot of dumb things at these times, play like a maniac and then hit the road.
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Great thread but even better is the irony to post a thread about dumbness and not even get the spelling of Ms. Terri Schiavo correct.Preston said:This really has nothing to do with strategy just an overall consensus...
What are some of the dumbest thing you hear either the ploppies or dealers say?
Some lines that I hear on a regular basis that put people on a brain function level comprable to Terri Shiavo: